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With private banks being pressured by the federal government to close dispensary business accounts, the State of Colorado needs to charter a brand-new Legal Dispensary Bank designed with the financial success of the medical marijuana industry in mind…
As illustrated above, Legal Dispensary Bank brochures would advertise products and services specific to the business of cannabis growers, medical marijuana marketers, dispensary operators, employees and patients of the MMJ industry.
Below, account premiums would compliment the services provided…
Premiums for opening additional savings accounts and adding upgraded banking services could feature products of special interest to herbal practioners and purveyors.
Below, meet officers trained to make loans to stoners…
Bank officers would be trained to understand the particular problems of the medical marijuana dispensary business and to be sensitive to the personalities that it attracts.
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