Bad news for my daughter, who's described Broncos receiver Eric Decker as "the most beautiful man on the planet." He's now engaged to Jessie James, a country singer capable of giving Deck a run for his money in the gorgeous department. James's Facebook page includes lotsa pics in which the two of them look smoking together, plus solo and celeb-combo shots. Check them out while you imagine the startlingly perfect babies they'll make together. Page down to see more Jessie and Eric photos. Page down to see more Jessie and Eric photos. Page down to see more Jessie and Eric photos. Page down to see more Jessie and Eric photos. And now, a bonus video... Jessie and Eric spoofing the Academy of Country Music awards:
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