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Last week, we shared our picks for the ten latest and greatest Colorado pride items on Etsy — our second Colorado-centric collection culled from the crafty website.
But what about Colorado items with a sense of humor? We found plenty of T-shirts that fit the bill.
Look below to see and count down photos of our fifteen favorites.
Number 15: The perfect pickup line…if you want a drink thrown in your face
Number 14: There are lots of palm trees in Colorado — when you’re hallucinating
Number 13: Tuition determined by Plinko
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Number 12: We understand the sentiment, but we call bullshit anyhow
Number 11: The salmon of Capistrano?
Number 10: All of our politicians are honest! We swear!
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Number 9: Yes, a shirt that brags about being colorful in only one color (unless you also count white)
Number 8: Ever notice that the first part of the word “peninsula” is “penis”?
Number 7: Present company excepted
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Number 6: St. Patrick’s Day-ready!
Number 5: Looks like he’s got a big rectangular hole in his chest….
Number 4: Heavy breathing
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Number 3: Putting the extra “s” in “Aspen”
Number 2: People from CU-Boulder probably think this is funnier than CSU students do
Number 1: Truth in advertising
More from our Lists & Weirdness archive: “Colorado pride: Our ten favorite home state items on Etsy.”