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It’s a good news-bad news situation for the Colorado School of Mines. Good news: The college is known around the country for the brilliance of its students. Bad news: This reputation has resulted in a whole series of online Mines jokes, with many of the weirdest ones involving pickup lines for fellow engineers. Below, check out our photo-illustrated top ten. We suspect you Mines enrollees and alums out there will despise them — but at least you understand why they’re stupid. We’re only guessing.
Number 10:
“You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.”
Number 9:
“You’re so much cuter than your avatar.”
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Number 8:
“I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.”
Number 7:
“It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.”
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Number 6:
“Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.”
Number 5:
“What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.”
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Number 4:
“How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?”
Number 3:
“Let’s find out what our coefficient of friction is.”
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Number 2:
“I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.”
Number 1:
“Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.”
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