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Representative Jared Polis was not doing a great job of representing Colorado earlier this week, when he was spotted on the House floor wearing a bow-tie and a purple polo. Afterward, GQ offered to give him a makeover, stating in an article “Okay. Calm. Breathe. Alright, Congressman…Jared Polis of Colorado. Wow, a Democrat? Thanks, Obama. But anyway, Jared. It’s fine. We can help. You should let us help you.”
No need, GQ. We’ve got ten new looks that will make Polis the fashion talk of the town.
Polis tweeted back at GQ, welcoming the makeover. But before the magazine’s team gets to him, we wanted to offer up some classic styles (including some Colorado staples) he should try out next time he speaks in the House.
Continue to count down our top ten picks for new looks.
Number 10:
Snowboarder Jared
Number 9:
Juggalo Jared
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Number 8:
Punk Rock Jared
Number 7:
Jared Decker
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Number 6:
Hipster Jared
Number 5:
Drag Queen Jared
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Number 4:
DJ Jazzy Jared
Number 3:
Cowboy Jared
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Number 2:
Bro Jared
Number 1:
4/20 Jared
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