Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720 area code, 2014 edition

Back in March, we sampled the funniest Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code. Now, a year since our last visit, we check out the 720 -- and the results are hilarious, freaky or hilariously freaky. Count down our ten photo-illustrated favorites below...
By Michael RobertsJune 3, 2014
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Back in March, we sampled the funniest Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code. Now, a year since our last visit, we check out the 720 — and the results are hilarious, freaky or hilariously freaky.

Count down our ten photo-illustrated favorites below.

Number 10: Anatomically correct

Number 9: The unkindest cut
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Number 8: Animation domination

Number 7: Over-achiever
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Number 6: Do the math

Number 5: Wrong number?
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Number 4: Mr. Wrong

Number 3: Pass-out/Fail
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Number 2: Bombs away

Number 1: Wake-Up Call

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

michaelrobertscolo@gmail.com

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