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Last month, when we shared our choices for the top ten “You know you’re NOT from Colorado when” punchlines, we asked folks on Facebook for there favorite ways to complete this line.
To put it mildly, Matt Morava stepped up, submitting an entire list of his own — one that will hit many Coloradans in their sweet spot.
Look below to count down our photo-illustrated favorites from his suggestions. And thanks, Matt!
Number 10: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you think jeans are for Friday. Number 9: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you think “Menver” is an exaggeration. (Too many dicks on the dance floor.) Continue to keep counting down the top ten “You know you’re NOT from Colorado when” punchlines, reader’s picks. Number 8: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you think it’s going to be warm Memorial Day Weekend. Number 7: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you turn sheet white coming out of the tunnel in winter. Continue to keep counting down the top ten “You know you’re NOT from Colorado when” punchlines, reader’s picks. Number 6: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you think Cin City is in Vegas. Number 5: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you leave your house and don’t go back for your sunglasses. Continue to keep counting down the top ten “You know you’re NOT from Colorado when” punchlines, reader’s picks. Number 4: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you don’t mourn the old Mile High from time to time. Number 3: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you didn’t realize Stephen King wasn’t joking when he wrote that God’s Chosen Ones live in Boulder. Continue to keep counting down the top ten “You know you’re NOT from Colorado when” punchlines, reader’s picks. Number 2: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you think green chile is a salsa. Number 1: You know you’re NOT from Colorado when…. …you don’t know the secret handshake.
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