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We traditionally think of pirates jonesing for barrels of rum — but not one plunderer in Colorado Springs.
This man, adorned in a black wig, a black beard and mustache, and an eye patch, apparently prefers prescription drugs. Which is why he sailed straight to Walgreens.
The incident reportedly took place on May 22. A pharmacist spotted the bewigged buccaneer standing in a restricted area filled with pills — and shortly thereafter, he found himself on the business end of a gun.
Couldn’t the guy have at least used a cutlass?
The suspect then presented a bag — not a treasure chest — to the pharmacist and ordered him to stuff it with doctor-recommended goodies. Once it was filled, he split (another disappointment) on foot.
This particular Johnny Depp wannabe is described as being about five-feet, nine-inches tall and 150 pounds. If you see him, call the Colorado Springs Police Department at 719-444-7000.
Wonder if he’ll be sentenced to walk the plank? Check out larger photos of Blackbeard of Colorado Springs below:
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