Reader: A Girl Broke Up With Me Because I Took Too Long to Finish

Our post about sex times by state noted that Coloradans timed by a new app didn't seem to last as long as lovers in plenty of other states. This wouldn't seem to be a positive in the cosmic scheme of things. But according to one of our readers, he would have...
By Michael RobertsApril 14, 2015
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Our post about sex times by state noted that Coloradans timed by a new app didn’t seem to last as long as lovers in plenty of other states.

This wouldn’t seem to be a positive in the cosmic scheme of things.

But according to one of our readers, he would have been better off had he wrapped things up prematurely — or at least more sooner than he did.

Here’s what he had to say.

Jason James writes:

I had a girl break-up with me for taking too long… in her head, that meant I wasn’t attracted to her.

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts. For more memorable takes, visit our Comment of the Day archive.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

michaelrobertscolo@gmail.com
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