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Reader: A Girl Broke Up With Me Because I Took Too Long to Finish

Our post about sex times by state noted that Coloradans timed by a new app didn't seem to last as long as lovers in plenty of other states.

This wouldn't seem to be a positive in the cosmic scheme of things.

But according to one of our readers, he would have been better off had he wrapped things up prematurely — or at least more sooner than he did.

Here's what he had to say.

Jason James writes:
I had a girl break-up with me for taking too long... in her head, that meant I wasn't attracted to her.
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Michael Roberts has written for Westword since October 1990, serving stints as music editor and media columnist. He currently covers everything from breaking news and politics to sports and stories that defy categorization.
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