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Reader: A Girl Broke Up With Me Because I Took Too Long to Finish

Our post about sex times by state noted that Coloradans timed by a new app didn't seem to last as long as lovers in plenty of other states.

This wouldn't seem to be a positive in the cosmic scheme of things.

But according to one of our readers, he would have been better off had he wrapped things up prematurely — or at least more sooner than he did.

Here's what he had to say.

Jason James writes:

I had a girl break-up with me for taking too long... in her head, that meant I wasn't attracted to her.

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.For more memorable takes, visit our Comment of the Day archive.
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