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Sex Times by State -- and Colorado's Premature Finish

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When you and your partner are having sex, can you time it with an hourglass? Or does it make more sense to use a stopwatch? The Spreadsheets App, which, according to Nerve.com, employs "your phone's accelerometer and speakers to provide statistical feedback about your duration, thrusts, and decibel peak," provides some answers, and they're not all that impressive: Even the longest-lasting state's average is modest, and Colorado is way, way down the list. See how our duration measures up via the photo-illustrated roster below -- and to read the original post, click here.

See also: Photos: Top Twenty States by Penis Size -- and Colorado's Rising Number

1. New Mexico -- (7:01)

2. West Virginia -- (5:38)

3. Idaho -- (5:11)

4. South Carolina -- (4:48)

5. Missouri -- (4:22)

6. Michigan -- (4:14)

7. Utah -- (3:55)

8. Oregon -- (3:51)

9. Nebraska -- (3:47)

10. Alabama -- (3:38)

Continue to keep counting down sex times by state. 11. Delaware -- (3:33)

12. Hawaii -- (3:28)

13. Wisconsin -- (3:22)

14. North Dakota -- (3:18)

15. Arizona -- (3:17)

16. Maryland -- (3:15)

17. Mississippi -- (3:10)

18. Rhode Island -- (3:09)

19. Connecticut -- (3:07)

20. Texas -- (3:06)

Continue to keep counting down sex times by state. 21. New Hampshire -- (3:04)

22. Wyoming -- (3:03)

23. New York -- (3:01)

24. Pennsylvania -- (2:58)

25. Maine -- (2:58)

26. Washington -- (2:51)

27. Iowa -- (2:50)

28. Illinois -- (2:49)

29. North Carolina -- (2:47)

30. Tennessee -- (2:46)

Continue to keep counting down sex times by state. 31. Kansas -- (2:38)

32. California -- (2:38)

33. Massachusetts -- (2:31)

34. Florida -- (2:29)

35. New Jersey -- (2:28)

36. Indiana -- (2:26)

37. Virginia -- (2:23)

38. Oklahoma -- (2:21)

39. Colorado -- (2:21)

40. Minnesota -- (2:19)

Continue to keep counting down sex times by state. 41. Ohio -- (2:18)

42. Louisiana -- (2:17)

43. Kentucky -- (2:14)

44. Arkansas -- (2:08)

45. District of Columbia -- (2:08)

46. Nevada -- (2:07)

47. Georgia- (2:07)

48. Montana- (2:03)

49. Vermont- (1:48)

50. South Dakota -- (1:30)

51. Alaska -- (1:21)

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

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