Reader: Are There Any Single Colorado Men Who Aren't Hooked on Drugs?

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We recently collected the most memorable Colorado posts on the Whisper app, whose users communicate anonymously using text over images, meme-style.

The one we used at the top of the item posed this question: "Are there any single women in Colorado who aren't lesbians?!"

This line inspired plenty of our readers, many of whose comments were priceless.

Here's a prime example.

Hernandez Priscilla writes:

Are there any single men who aren't addicted to drugs and have goals, who are really straight and not bi, who live alone in Colorado? If so...PLEASE for the love of god point me in THAT direction.... Oh, forgot one last thing.: WHO STAY TF OFF TINDER ALSO.... Please and thanks.

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