Reader: Hooking up on Rockies’ party deck a lot more satisfying than watching the team

The frustration with your Colorado Rockies that was captured in our recent collection of the twenty most memorable Colorado Rockies suck memes flowed into a Comment of the Day in which a reader argued that hot women on the party deck were the best reasons to go to games. Here's...
By Michael RobertsJuly 22, 2014
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The frustration with your Colorado Rockies that was captured in our recent collection of the twenty most memorable Colorado Rockies suck memes flowed into a Comment of the Day in which a reader argued that hot women on the party deck were the best reasons to go to games. Here’s a comment from someone on the same wavelength.

See also: Photos: Twenty most memorable Colorado Rockies suck memes

Ed Haas writes:

The Rockies suck donkey dick because they have shitty ownership, front office and scouting departments. Until that changes? May as well use the games and the surrounding bar scene for hooking up. It’ll definitely bring better feelings than watching losing baseball for 2 plus hours.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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