A hundred smackers! Seriously?
Well, no. Still, one guy managed to get away with it on September 4.
That day, a middle-aged male described on a Denver Police Department incident report as slim, tall and having "bad teeth" ordered a drink from the Jamba Juice at 1685 South Colorado Boulevard. The 22-year-old cashier made the smoothie and rang it up for $3.19. The man handed over a hundred-dollar bill as payment, but then "verbally confused" the employee into giving him $96.81 in change as well as returning the Benjamin. Before the cashier could put together what had happened, though, Mr. Bad Teeth had already disappeared down the street on foot.
The report didn't say what drink he was sucking down while he made his escape. Strawberry Nirvana? Mighty Cherry Charger? Mango Mantra? Mmmm, more like Smoothie Operator. — Jared Jacang Maher