The Tree and Me

After being greeted by this same scene outside my door in northwest Denver for the third morning in a row, I was inspired to compose the following: I followed the rules But the tree man won't cometh. Help me, 311! -- Joel Warner...
By Patricia CalhounJanuary 12, 2007
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After being greeted by this same scene outside my door in northwest Denver for the third morning in a row, I was inspired to compose the following:

I followed the rules
But the tree man won’t cometh.
Help me, 311! — Joel Warner

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Patricia Calhoun is editor-in-chief of Westword, the alt-weekly she co-founded in September 1977. She’s been inducted into the Colorado Press Association Hall of Fame, the Association of Alternative Newsmedia Hall of Fame and the Colorado Restaurant Association Hall of Fame. She’s also received dozens of local, state and national awards for writing, including first place for feature writing and first place for column writing with the Society of Professional Journalists. Patricia is a weekly commentator on Colorado Inside Out, PBS 12’s public affairs roundtable, which has won two Emmys.

patricia.calhoun@westword.com

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