Either that or he really needed that extra $7 million — especially since he'll be collecting it in Texas, which has no state income tax.
Whatever the case, Broncos lovers on Twitter reacted with anger at his decision — and also with obscenities aplenty. F-bombs were hardly the only explosive terms dropped on the Brockweiler after the news broke.
Look below to count down the twenty most memorably profane tweets we found, supplemented by some reassuring words (and a parting shot) from Broncos general manager John Elway.
Number 20:
Brock you fucking asshole
— Hannah Feldman (@hannah_omo) March 9, 2016
Number 19:
I can't fucking believe Brock is leaving. That motherfucker.
— Mark Puffalo (@brady_moreno) March 9, 2016
Number 18:
Brock Osweiler is an asshole! Why would he leave Denver!
— Bliff™ (@cmccombs204) March 10, 2016
Number 17:
Hey Brock Osweiler, If Ur Salty Cause U Got Benched When Peyton Got Healthy, Then Hand Over Ur Fkn Championship Ring U Dumb Shit.
— JSamms™ (@JSamms7) March 10, 2016
Number 16:
wow Brock way to take a shit on the Broncos
— taylor gang (@tayy_neugs) March 10, 2016
Number 15:
Brock was petty as fuck bro. shady ass we gonna whup yah ass in Denver next season pimp.
— daniel (@Davage_) March 10, 2016
Number 14:
fuck you Brock. have fun with the Texans. #whatajoke
— megabuck$$$ (@meggann12) March 10, 2016
Number 13:
@chadneidt fuck off, Brock. Disloyal prick. Good riddance.
— Jonathan Schwartz (@SchwartzRetorts) March 10, 2016
Number 12:
I hope Miller and Co. stomp a mudhole in that asshole Brock Osweiler.
— Fox Barkley (@TheAlmightyFox) March 9, 2016
Number 11:
Today, somewhere in Denver a mailman said "I never should of taken Brock's mail to his door. Fuck that puto" #BroncosCountry 4 life.
— Gregg Moore™ (@thaphelon) March 10, 2016
Continue to keep counting down the top twenty tweets dropping F-bombs and more on Brock Osweiler.
Number 10:
Ayyyy fuck you Brock for real
— Madeline (@maddiereidd) March 10, 2016
Number 9:
I can't believe Brock Osweiler is going to the Texans. Wtf. I let him in my heart and shit and he just leaves us
— Marina Bermea (@Xo_marina3) March 10, 2016
Number 8:
Brock you asshole
— Haley Henrickson (@haleyhenrickson) March 10, 2016
Number 7:
@BroncosTV @Broncos fuck Brock. Greedy prick is going to be a bust in the revolving door of QBs that is Houston Brock Yates will be his name
— ?? (@Bates_MotelMT) March 10, 2016
Number 6:
Fuck you Brock!! I loved you!!!
— Aurora (@shortSTUFF0893) March 9, 2016
Number 5:
Brock Fucking Osweiller was just guaranteed 37 million dollars. even his momma know he dont deserve that shit
— Tehol Beddict (@Beddict143) March 10, 2016
Number 4:
Oh btw FUCK BROCK OSWEILER
— Shippo (@Wheres_Dev) March 10, 2016
Number 3:
Friends texting me if I'm upset about Brock MOTHERFUCKER WE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL. pic.twitter.com/2EK15OmaD6
— Brad (@ThisKindaBrad) March 9, 2016
Number 2:
“We’ve stayed true to our philosophy, building w/ players who want to be here.” - Elway
— Denver Broncos (@Broncos) March 9, 2016
https://t.co/G5knhRc2yA pic.twitter.com/FOUUrCmhTw
Number 1:
Goodnight world and fuck you Brock
— The Preachers Son (@WeeMFNasty) March 10, 2016