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Top Ten Texts From Last Night Out of the 303, 2015 Edition

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It's been a year to the day since we paid tribute to the best Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code

And good news: They're just as funny as ever.

Below, see our ten favorites from recent 303 posts.

The senders may regret sending them, but we sure don't. Count them down below.

Number 10: An Open-and-Shut Case

Number 9: Liquid Therapy
Number 8: Grey's Anatomy
Number 7: Mother Doesn't Always Know Best

Number 6: A Pole Apart

Number 5: Beaten to the Punch

Number 4: It's All About That Bass

Number 3: The Chase Is On
Number 2: Stranger Danger
Number 1: Entry Denied

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