During the first three weeks of the 2016 NFL season, fans of the teams beaten by your Denver Broncos have complained about being screwed by officiating, bad luck and plenty of other earthly factors.
After the Broncos' 27-7 win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers yesterday, however, Bucs lovers griped to a higher power: the Big Guy upstairs.
Why? Not only did Denver crush Tampa Bay even after starting quarterback Trevor Siemian was taken out of the game because of injury (QB-of-the-future Paxton Lynch filled in ably), but the agony was dragged out by a nearly ninety-minute weather delay that struck midway through the fourth quarter, when the outcome of the massacre was no longer in doubt (if it ever was).
Continue to see our twenty favorite tweets from Tampa Bay loyalists cursing the heavens (with a few secular cries of pain thrown in just for fun).
God bout to intervene to end this game. He's seen enough as well #Bucs— Mirok?WithD?P?r? (@Holeyfield85) October 2, 2016
2 weeks in a row it takes us 4 plus hours to get the L. #Bucs finding new ways to prolong the hurt— Toreano (@Toreano) October 2, 2016
Pretty sure this is God telling the Bucs to quit football #DENvsTB— Erik Andersen (@erikandersen_) October 2, 2016
God didn't want to watch the Bucs offense anymore today— Chris Vaccaro (@ChrisVaccaroGST) October 2, 2016
LOL another weather delay??? Hey Bucs, if the heavens are interferring in ur games for 2 weeks, God said somethin is wrong w/ ur franchise!— Steve Lewis (@Jaggerace) October 2, 2016
Continue for more of our favorite tweets about Tampa Bay fans sure God hates them after the Broncos' weather-delayed blow-out win.
Fuck the Bucs and their bunk ass weather. Been waiting 40 minutes for this stupid weather delay to be over.— Paul (@pmsteeze) October 2, 2016
Man the Tampa Bay Buccaneers should just forfeit. No need to delay that "L" much longer #DENvsTB— DaveHarrell (@iamDaveHarrell) October 2, 2016
@John_Sabol don't blame mother nature, before first drop off rain fell on the stadium the Bucs managed to lose that game, God played no role— Flaco (@flaco_usa) October 3, 2016
Bucs fans...god is clearly trying to tell you something...become a Lightning fan!— Shooter (@shooteyshoots) October 3, 2016
It’s almost like God is sending a message to Bucs fans . . . https://t.co/oycAMsHaTX— Kenya (@KenyaBlue121) October 2, 2016
2 weeks in a row game suspended in Tampa! My guess, God doesn't like the bucs! Lol— Scott Brouillard (@citycity11) October 2, 2016
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