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Twenty Reasons Why Denver Sucks and You Shouldn't Move Here -- Please!

We're pretty sure the hater whose

thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

we recently shared wasn't joking. In contrast, the folks who created the "

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Denver Sucks, Don't Move Here

" poster for sale on Etsy seems to realize the Mile High City is a great place -- so great, in fact, that it's necessary to

pretend

it sucks to prevent too many people from moving here.

The poster features so many funny reasons why folks shouldn't relocate that we decided to spotlight them one at a time. Count down our twenty favorites below, and to get a copy of your own (they're available for just $15), click here.

See also: Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

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