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Estately, the website that once named its top ten cities for douchebags – two Colorado communities made the cut – cast a wider net with another list.
The goal: to figure out what each state has the most of.
Scientific it’s not. Funny it is – and you’ll see by checking out the items selected for each of the fifty states, including Colorado.
Check out the photo-illustrated roster below – and to get the Estately explanations for each choice, click here.
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ALABAMA: Racist tweets
ALASKA: Veterans
ARIZONA: U.F.O. sightings
ARKANSAS: Hate groups
CALIFORNIA: People who brag on social media
CONNECTICUT: Breast cancer
DELAWARE: Registered sex offenders
FLORIDA: Shark attacks
GEORGIA: Panda bears
HAWAII: People who identify as LGBT
IDAHO: Minimum wage workers
ILLINOIS: People who tip
INDIANA: Apathetic voters
IOWA: Lost chickens
KANSAS: Pornography pageviews
KENTUCKY: Smokers/cancer
LOUISIANA: People in prison
MAINE: Boating accidents
MARYLAND: Millionaires/Democrats
MASSACHUSETTS: Liberals
MICHIGAN: Engineers
MINNESOTA: Turkeys
MISSISSIPPI: Conservatives
MISSOURI: Meth lab incidents
MONTANA: Poorly paid first-year teachers
NEBRASKA: High school graduates
NEVADA: Facebook users
NEW HAMPSHIRE: Student loan debt
NEW JERSEY: People who don’t get divorced
NEW MEXICO: Mental illness
NEW YORK: Lawyers
NORTH CAROLINA: Snake bites
NORTH DAKOTA: Farms/bars/golf courses
OHIO: Potty mouths
OKLAHOMA: Executions
OREGON: Selling cigarettes to children
PENNSYLVANIA: Listening to holiday music
RHODE ISLAND: Illicit drug use
SOUTH CAROLINA: Bad drivers
SOUTH DAKOTA: Concealed carry permits
TENNESSEE: Megachurches
TEXAS: Pet tigers
UTAH: Regular church attendees
VERMONT: Craft beer production
VIRGINIA: Private-sector jobs funded by the government
WASHINGTON: Property crime
WEST VIRGINIA: Deer-vehicle collisions
WISCONSIN: Whooping cough
WYOMING: People who chew tobacco
COLORADO: Unvaccinated children
