What caption best fits this Tiger Woods Nike Store display photo?

Sponsors have begun dropping Tiger Woods as his infidelity scandal (which finally has a minor Denver connection) continues to mushroom. But Nike is still sticking by the T-man, as witnessed by this giant display seen just inside the main doors at the Colorado Mills Nike Store on Sunday. The shot...
By Michael RobertsDecember 14, 2009
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Sponsors have begun dropping Tiger Woods as his infidelity scandal (which finally has a minor Denver connection) continues to mushroom.

But Nike is still sticking by the T-man, as witnessed by this giant display seen just inside the main doors at the Colorado Mills Nike Store on Sunday. The shot seems to cry out for a caption — like, say, “My mistress total has hit double digits. Yes!” Or maybe, “Hope I didn’t have this expression in any of my unreleased sex tapes…” And what about, “Have you seen the size of the putter I’m packing?”

Got one of your own? Please share.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

michaelrobertscolo@gmail.com

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