What Google Thinks About Twenty of Colorado’s Biggest Celebrities

What does Google think about certain celebrities? A quick way to find out to ask: Type in the word “is” and a famous name in the query box and you’ll be offered a list of the most popular searches for that person.

We tried this trick with twenty of the best known Coloradans in entertainment, sports and politics (including a special guest non-human), and the results are often weird and frequently hilarious. Check out the photo-illustrated results below.

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Troy Tulowitzki

Google wants to know…if he’s an asshole.

Adele Arakawa

Google wants to know…about her ethnicity — and her lungs.

The Lumineers

Google wants to know…if the bandmembers look like the Quaker Oats guy when they’re offstage.

Peyton Manning

Google wants to know…if Manning votes the right way.
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John Hickenlooper
Google wants to know… if he’s single (he is!). But who the hell is “Bourke Hickenlooper”?

Missy Franklin

Google wants to know…if she’s alive? Really?

John Elway

Google wants to know…if he’s a Latter-Day Saint.

The Fray

Google wants to know…if the group’s holy.
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Michael Hancock
Google wants to know…about his favorite party.

Kathy Sabine

Google wants to know…if some dude got one past her Doppler radar.

Jared Polis

Google wants to know…if he has the inside scoop on Supernatural star Jared Padelecki.

Bob Beauprez

Google wants to know…who the hell he is.
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Patrick Roy
Google wants to know…if he’s either good or dead.

Cory Gardner

Google wants to know…about the fruit of his loins.

Tom Martino

Google wants to know…if his love’s strong enough.

Von Miller

Google wants to know…if the Broncos have smoked him out yet.
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Mark Udall
Google wants to know…if he’s attending LDS services with John Elway.

Ryan Tedder

Google wants to know…if he’s either married or still married.

Lindsey Vonn

Google wants to know…if she’s still got a Tiger in her tank.

Colorado pot

Google wants to know…if the state’s run out of weed yet. Answer: no.

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