“Nothing Good Ever Comes Out of Meeting Someone at the Bar”

Springtime in the Rockies…the sap is rising, and so are other things. Fortunately, over the last few months we’ve been scouring Denver’s bar scene with a very important mission: to find the bars filled with the horniest people.

Whether you’re single and ready to mingle, polyamorous and on the prowl, or just flirting for sport, we served up a dozen of the what we deemed the horniest bars in the Mile High City. And in their comments on the Westword Facebook post of the latest list, readers shared some of their own favorites as well as a few other thoughts. Agrees Molly:

Blackout Don’s is number one! You can get a cigarette and condoms from the vending machine.

Adds Hannah:

I met my now-fiance five years ago at Star Bar. Checks out.

Says Doug:

Finally, someone in the media understands the current nightlife market.

Notes Kyle:

Any bar can be a horny bar if you’re horny enough.

Responds Connor:

Nothing good ever comes out of meeting someone at the bar.

Counters Robert:

I met my wife 24 years ago in Rock Bottom Brewery on 16th Street. I was visiting from the U.K. at 2 p.m. in the afternoon, watching football. I’ve now owned a bar for fifteen years: three weddings, multiple receptions. Just recently Uncle Nasty married a couple at my bar. One night twelve years ago, two best friends met their partners on the same night…still together today.

Wonders Gina:

WTF kind of story is this? Seriously, Westword?

and Donovan concludes:

Journalism is dead.

What did you think of the story? What do you consider Denver’s horniest bars? Post a comment or share your thoughts at editorial@westword.com.