Reader: If I wear slacks instead of jeans, am I a slacker?

There's an art to putting people in the right jeans, which Bree Davies revealed yesterday in her Fitting Room Confidential post. People who want flare jeans, for example, have no flare. And then there are those deadly Dad denims... What do your jeans say about you? Not much, in Cory's...

By Patricia Calhoun

January 25, 2012

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There's an art to putting people in the right jeans, which Bree Davies revealed yesterday in her Fitting Room Confidential post. People who want flare jeans, for example, have no flare. And then there are those deadly Dad denims...

What do your jeans say about you? Not much, in Cory's case. Here's why:

True fact: I last owned a pair of jeans in 1998. Nothing but slacks ever since. And recently, pretty much just fleece pajama pants (or as I like to call them in my Friends-inspired argot "apartment pants").

What do think your jeans say about you? Read Fitting Room Confidential, and then think again!

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Patricia Calhoun is editor-in-chief of Westword, the alt-weekly she co-founded in September 1977. She’s been inducted into the Colorado Press Association Hall of Fame, the Association of Alternative Newsmedia Hall of Fame and the Colorado Restaurant Association Hall of Fame. She’s also received dozens of local, state and national awards for writing, including first place for feature writing and first place for column writing with the Society of Professional Journalists. Patricia is a weekly commentator on Colorado Inside Out, PBS 12's public affairs roundtable, which has won two Emmys.

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