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Five Game of Thrones characters we never want to see naked

Fans of HBO's Game of Thrones could use some levity right now: The latest episode, "The Rains of Castamere," was rough in the way that a bunch of beloved characters were completely and utterly slaughtered in such a shockingly revolting manner that fans who haven't read the books are still cry-barfing and posting "WTF" memes all over Facebook. For them, these are dark times for Game of Thrones. So just to lighten the general mood of impotent rage (until next week's season finale is over and everyone is back to complaining about too much nudity and straying from book canon), here's a list of the top five Game of Thrones characters we don't ever want to see naked. And if anyone was wondering, another snapshot of a very naked -- and very well-endowed -- Hodor would definitely be welcome in these trying times.

See also: - Five reasons that Game of Thrones is the best show on television right now - Game of Thrones Season 2 premiere was full of tumult (spoilers within) - Game of Thrones Season 2 premiere tonight at Landmark Theatre

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Jenn Wohletz
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