Five reasons your museum security guard hates you

Your bartender hates you, your barista hates you, even your "medicine" provider hates you. Turns out a lot of people hate you. But don't let it get you down. It's just a part of growing up. And chances are good that all these people don't actually hate you. It's just that sometimes you act like a douchebag, ruining their day in the process, and you deserve the scorn: It's for your own good. To that end, we're bringing to your attention yet another professional that hates you: your museum security guard. Because we care.
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