Mother Nature screws urban snowboarders at Denver’s Ruby Hill Park

In yet another example of why global warming sucks, Denver Parks and Recreation announced yesterday that they are once again postponing the January 24 opening of the Ruby Hill Rail Yard, the nation’s only urban snowboard park, “until further notice.” The culprit? Unseasonably warm weather. Obviously, the photo above is…

Cosmos-Politan

City dwellers aren’t exactly known for their balanced, peaceful demeanors. After all, what is it to be “urban” if you can’t be tough, cynical and not particularly inward-looking? Save the hippie stuff for the country, homie. Who has time for self-discovery with bills, rent, traffic, bums, cops and general downtown…

Barack’s semen going for $2,500 a pop in Denver

The livestock exchange at the National Western Stock Show in Denver this week is the last place I expected to find a political advertisement. So when I spotted a stack of glossy blue fliers on a hay bale with the name “BARACK” printed in huge lettering, I had to take…

The rocky road to developing around Rocky Flats

From the top of the isolated, windy plateau along the southern border of Rocky Flats, you can see the extended mass of metro Denver and, on a clear day, the distant line of the beltway around it. In anticipation of that line one day extending into the Jefferson Parkway, earth-movers…

Video: Come visit majestic, charming Commerce City

This video, produced by the Yummies’ Gavin Rember, has been out for a while. But it’s still a great reminder of Denver’s often ignored, industrial step-cousin to the north, Commerce City, which “sparkles like a jewel in the cleavage of the Rocky Mountain West.” I’m already planning to relocate my…

Video: Chef Frank Bonanno makes his Bones as a TV star

Here’s a video of 2008 Best Chef award-winner Frank Bonanno — of Mizuna, Luca D’Italia, Osteria Marco and the newly opened noodle bar Bones at 701 Grant Street — giving a tutorial on how to make Lobster and Edamame Ramen. The video-production quality ain’t exactly Rachel Ray yell-a-vision, but it…

Boulder County used “open-source” software for post-election audit?

To review the accuracy of the last election’s vote count, Boulder County conducted an audit of ballots using a groundbreaking software program that was developed through open-source methods. This is computer geek-speak for a collaborative design approach based on the sharing of knowledge and technology between various creators, essentially opening…

Denver Health to City Auditor: You aren’t the boss of us!

Denver Auditor Dennis Gallagher presented his office’s long-awaited report on the city’s emergency medical response system yesterday, saying that the information his team has compiled “speaks for itself.” His choice of such a careful phrase to describe the scathing assessment is indicative of the bitter inter-agency politics that have hovered…

Where should we move DIA?

For all the holiday travelers who hate making the 21-mile trek from downtown to Denver International Airport, the History Channel has an answer. The Mega Movers show created a step-by-step video for how Denver could move the main airport terminal closer to the city using a system of steel beams,…