Comment of the day: “Big Momma is a term of endearment”

Hollywood is prone to recycling the same tropes over and over again, and there are no shortage of obnoxious ones to choose from — but certainly one of the most nauseating is the black-male-actor-as-fat-sassy-black-woman. To that tiresome formula, the trailer for Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family promised to add…

Comment of the day: Get over it?

It’s been over a decade since the Columbine High School shootings, but the wounds are still pretty raw for a lot of folks out there; certainly they are for the people of 13 Families, a documentary that looks at the coping process of the families who lost kids to the…

Does canv.as live up to the hype? Yes, but it’ll never replace /b/

It takes some wading through sludge of child pornography, gore, rampant racism and herp-a-derp-check-out-my-dubs threads, but the best thing (and possibly the only truly good thing) about /b/ has always been the memes, little image-based internet in-jokes that people revise and riff on in endless variations to often hilarious results…

Comment of the day: Creature from hell

It’s long been our position that the Evil Blue Horse that guards DIA is pretty much the baddest-ass public art maybe anywhere in the world — what other city would put something that fucking METAL right outside its airport? — and so when we put together a list of best…

Time-wasting photo: Cat bong

There’s nothing funny about household pets perishing from smoke inhalation, but a cat in an oxygen mask, apparently, is hilarious — even the cops in the background think it’s funny, and cops never think anything is funny. The cat, however, is not amused…

Pop Composition

Once upon a time, John Lennon had a plan to do a concert with Karlheinz Stockhausen, a hugely influential modernist composer and pioneer of electronic music. That concert never happened — but an experimental multimedia ensemble can imagine, can’t it? From the idea for that potentially mind-blowing concert comes 1969,…

Celebrity Playtime

Chances are you’re already somewhat familiar with the people featured in Denver Stories, an ongoing series in which Curious Theatre Company selects four Denver celebrities and writes and produces a ten-minute play about each. The beauty of it, though, is that you’re likely to learn something you didn’t expect —…

On the Fringe

There’s a hoary old joke about the weather in Colorado that also applies to the twelfth annual CU-OnStage Fringe Festival: If you don’t like it, wait a few minutes. With visual art, cinema, costume and set design and plenty of theater represented, the festival will cram artsiness into all of…

Celebrate Lalo Delgado

When Lalo Delgado immigrated to America with his parents at the age of twelve, he spoke no English and couldn’t read or write. It was a pretty hardscrabble beginning for a boy who went on to become a poet, a professor and a towering figure in the Chicano community. During…

The Cruelest Month

T.S. Eliot once famously wrote that “April is the cruelest month,” but if that old ragged set of claws scuttling across the floor of silent seas were alive today, he might not be so damn depressing about it. These days, besides mixing memory and desire, April is also National Poetry…

Free movie time: Way Down in the Hole

With various Tea Party-led anti-union efforts afoot in Wisconsin, Ohio, New Hampshire and all over the country growing increasingly more vehement, it seems a particularly appropriate time to consider the oppressive work conditions from whence the union movement sprang — and the violent opposition it encountered. Of that violence, there’s…

Gratuitous randomness: Weird ways to get high

There are many ways to lose yourself to the sweet oblivion — weed is one, and it happens to be the only one with an entire holiday dedicated to its consumption (booze and St. Patrick’s Day notwithstanding). But there are other, less conventional ways to get lifted — ways that…

Comment of the day: An epic fight

Some people are bad winners. You know the kind: They win one thing and they get all gloaty and in-your-face and won’t shut up with their stupid self-aggrandizement. You know, people like us. In our post yesterday about Denver Roller Dolls B-team Bruising Altitude’s win over the Rat City Roller…

Foray on 420: Five public artworks to trip out on while stoned

Ah, life’s eternal questions, like “Why do words sounds so weird if you say them a bunch of times in a row?” and “What if, like, when you looked in the mirror you were seeing the real you looking at the fake you and you’re the fake you” and “Wait,…

Comment of the day: Watch your back, Neustifter

Contrary to popular cultural belief, not all cosplayers are mouth-breathing weirdos with no social skills — in fact, the vast majority of them are just normal folks who like to represent their fanhood by dressing up, and what’s so strange about that? That’s the gist of Thorin Klosowski’s post yesterday,…

Merry-go-round fail: Your moment of lulz

If you were a kid before somewhere in the mid-’90s, you remember the merry-go-round, that spinning metal disk of danger that, if you were lucky, you could get your dad to spin you around on at incredibly hazardous speeds until the g-forces peeled your fingers off the metal rails and…

Iggy Pop is no more dangerous than a baby seal these days

Seals are adorable. Just look at them, with their slick little fat bodies and their puppy-dog faces. When you go to the zoo, they do their cute little tricks and make their cute little guttural noises and clap their little fins like adorable little retarded children. Seals are about as…