An indefinite future for a giant blue ball and chain made out of yarn

In the quiet hour of 4 o’clock this morning, the Ladies Fancywork Society struck again. The organization, devoted to epic works of guerrilla knitting, brought to completion what is arguably its biggest project yet (or at least since it knitted leg-warmers onto Borofsky’s “Dancers”): knitting a giant ball and chain…

Photos: Ogle the weird and the wonderful of StarFest

Presumably because of the large cross-section of Star Wars and Star Trek fans within the nerd community, StarFest is at least in name dedicated to the stars — but if the costumes on display this weekend were any indication, it should probably just be called “EverythingFest.” Literally every type of…

Photos: A weekend of F.A.M.E. at Suite 200

In addition to no tomorrow, what you got at Denver’s Fashion First: A Weekend of F.A.M.E. at Suite 200 this weekend was (pay attention to the acronym here) Fashion, Art, Music and no shortage of Entertainment — and contrary to David Bowie’s well known assessment, it was not hard to…

Five Doors Open Denver tours you don’t want to miss

As city-dwellers, we see an average of probably hundreds of buildings every day, most of which we will never step inside. And for the most part, that’s fine, but there are always those buildings that pique our interest, that make us think, “huh, I wonder what’s in there?” This weekend…

Comment of the day: “Way to limit a career”

Anthony Michael Hall defined a subculture for an era once, back in the days of the Brat Pack, when over the course of two great years and three great movies he pretty much single-handedly made it (sort of) okay to be a nerd — at least, that’s what I argued…

The Denver Museum of Nature and Science big-ups Earth with a free day

Whatever your stance on conservation and environmental issues (we’re hard-line in favor of what we like to call “maximum bull-dozage”), you can’t argue with this: Earth is the shit. It’s got all sorts of cool and weird-ass stuff to look at, it’s fine with people inhabiting it and it’s basically…

Scream 4 is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

It’s been fifteen years since Scream came along and changed the whole horror movie paradigm with its self-awareness, satirizing the cliches of a genre then in the throes of death by indifference and employing them as plot devices, in the process pretty much single-handedly breathing life back into it. It…

Dyn-o-mite! Black Dynamite‘s badasssss screening

If it weren’t for a few smirking touches of ironic self-awareness, you’d swear Black Dynamite was straight out of the blaxploitation era. Not only does it feature the baddest motha-shut-yo-mouth since Shaft and Sweet Sweetback rolled into one, plus a ridiculously convoluted plot reaching to the top level of government…

Comment of the day: “Go f**k urselves”

After nearly four months of intense contention, the semi-coherent debate continues to rage over Bree Davies’s assessment of the first episode of the MTV version of the popular U.K. series Skins, now drawing opinions from as far away, apparently, as Portugal. Yesterday, Portuguese reader (we’re just kind of excited about…

Director Michael Sládek gets candid about Con Artist

Though it’s largely been forgotten in the annals of crack-pottery and snake-oil salesmanship, the story of Mark Kostabi is one of the art world’s weirdest and most head-slappingly dumb. A darling of the high-rolling ’80s New York scene, Kostabi and his rise to fame and riches on the backs of…

Knock, Knock

Now in its seventh year, Doors Open Denver is opening up more doors than ever. The event, which gives everyday folks access to the unique, historical and just plain cool buildings that give our city its inimitable character, has added considerably to its roster: This year, there are more than…

Weed War

The liberal and the conservative. The vegetarian and the carnivore. The long-haired hippie and the, uh, long-haired non-hippie: These are two men destined to do battle, and though one of the few things they have in common is their shared love of weed, they will do battle about that, too…

Rowdy Roddy’s Greatest Hits

Rowdy Roddy Piper’s got a show, but he doesn’t know what to call it. “It’s not an act,” he says. “I mean, I heard about Charlie Sheen, and I don’t know what you call that.” And true to his form as one of wrestling’s greatest heels, he concludes with a…

Art’s Pros and Cons

He may be equal parts pompous ass and pathetic shmuck, but it’s hard to argue with Mark Kostabi’s self-assessment in the documentary Con Artist: “Modern art is a con,” he announces. “I am the world’s greatest con artist.” In the midst of the East Village’s peak as an epicenter of…

Pedal Pushers

Whether you require full-body spandex and carbon-fiber everything or just something practical to pedal around on until you get that second DUI sorted out, the Bicycle Village Bike Swap probably has you covered. “It’s sort of a proverbial something-for-everybody,” says spokeswoman Joan Christensen. “I hate that cliché, but it’s true.”…

A Bureaucrat’s Sad Tale

Although the two plays were originally written years apart, there’s a distinctly Buntport-like thread between Kafka on Ice, the theater’s most recent resurrection in its tenth-anniversary retrospective season, and The 30th of Baydak, which returns to the stage tonight: Both are funny and heartwarming and charmingly weird, of course, but…

On the Remake

There are so many seemingly random elements at play in the Yes! Lab’s concept for The Remake Rumble improv series, that they could almost be variables in a long-form improv game. The basic idea: take the plot elements and characters from famous movies and remake them, improv style. But –…

Comment of the day: Is Pierley/Radford a design project?

Hands down, the Pierley/Redford Personality Test is the weirdest personality test out there. Showing you a series of shapes that blink softly like an old film projection, the test purports to ascertain aspects of your personality by asking you questions like “which shape wants to hurt you” and “where is…

Gratuitous randomness: Big brother is watching you masturbate

It’s an unsettling thought that, at any given moment, Big Brother may be watching you — and in this day and age of surveillance cameras every ten feet, it’s probably true. But this is America, and like the good people of Oceana, when we have unsettling thoughts we prefer not…