The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 46. Cole: Tree trunk tribute to the humble home. Tree loss is one of the leading causes of homeowner heartbreak. After removal of a dead tree, it can be quite difficult to face the light of day after years of sharing…
Pro Rodeo! Come for the studs, and stay for the queens…..
It’s shear fun! Bring your sheeps and peeps…..
If it happens in Colorado, it came from California. First it was the medical marijuana dispensary, and now it is the adoptable chihuahua dispensary… Keep reading about adoptable chihuahua dispensaries below!…
Upon reading the “go fast beer at mice” message spelled out on the Sloan Lake-area sign in the above photograph, I was confused. Immediately I imagined that it might be advertising a new instant-pick lottery game based on a popular smart phone application that allowed gamers to fling mugs of…
The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 45. Harvey Park: The Maltese Falcons hint at a gardener who may be digging with a Sam Spade. The yard art pictured in figure 45 looks like a folksy, old-timer style of garden display, until the viewer notices the blood-red paint…
“The Sisters of Charity of Leavenworth have just taken over operations and prohibit reproductive services at their hospitals. But they will allow us to give patients that request birth control these fliers that offer programs for families, with emotional and behavioral problems, at their Mount Saint Vincent Home.”…
The year is only a week old and already it seems like it has dragged on for a whole month. If we keep up the action at this rate, imagine what the rest of the year will be like… More predictions below!…
The study of neighbors through their holiday decorations… January 5 is considered the last of the twelve days of Christmas. It is the time for the family living in the home pictured above, to reflect upon their unorthodox traditions in preparation for celebrating Epiphany, which begins on January 6. The…
The study of neighbors through their holiday decorations… Of the twelve days of Christmas, today is devoted to the eleven pipers piping. Lest we forget, they are tooting for the birth of the little baby Jesus. The historical account of elbeejay’s birth, detailed in the popular “Away in a Manger”…
The study of neighbors through their holiday decorations… Everything about the tree in the picture above says “five minutes to midnight” on New Year’s Eve. Here is the work of a yard artist who has clearly drank enough $500 bottles of Champagne to see that “tree looks like a lady.”…
The study of neighbors through their holiday decorations… Look to the left center of the picture above to find the everyday western-themed yard art hiding behind the countless candy canes and wire reindeers. At first, the bronze animal looks like a small bison, but with prolonged staring begins to look…
The study of neighbors through their porch decorations… Oh, what a thing of beauty we find when Christmas, Broncos, and yard art are combined. Pride is only enhanced in the concrete lions pictured above by crowning them with Broncos-emblazoned Santa hats. The orange and blue team colors beam from the…
This week’s cover story is a cartoon collection of Colorado celebrity greeting cards by Kenny Be. See how Josh McDaniels thinks you should spend your f$#king Christmas here…
Ed.: This week’s cover story is a cartoon by Kenny Be — a cutting edge collection of Season’s Greetings from Colorado’s keenest celebrities. From former U.S. Attorney nominee Stephanie Villafuerte … …
A string of lights turns a folded deck umbrella into a festive holiday deck-o-ration…..
December is a difficult month for the real estate industry. Sales are way down, and an agent loses the ability to find food at open house events. To assist the saleless, the Food Bank for Destitute Realtors needs the following items…..
“By the time you get that commuter rail line out to Thornton, most Adams County residents will be commuting to their jobs in North Dakota by hydrogen-powered time machines.”…
Ufologists want to claim that aliens are cherry-picking livestock’s udders, tongues and organs. However, more plausible theories do exist… …Desperate and unemployed persons who can no longer afford to buy packaged hot dogs are harvesting the ingredients to make their own. Look below for more mutilation!…
