The Ten Worst Places to Try to Park in Denver

Parking is one of those things that we all have to do — at least those of us with a license who like to get behind the wheel now and then. (If you can get along in 21st-century America without driving, more power to you.) But the problem is, no…

Ten Ways to Improve the 16th Street Mall

Today, July 8, marks the beginning of the Meet in the Street Prototyping Series by the Downtown Denver Partnership. On every Saturday through August 26, proposals to improve, grow and celebrate the 16th Street Mall will be displayed on the strip.

Tips for Transplants: Rules for July

It’s July in Denver, which means that once Independence Day is done,  we will enter the lazy days of summer, when everyone is either vacationing, anticipating getting out of town, or regretting that they took time off back in June when it wasn’t so damn hot. But that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing to do here — or at least, no rules to follow.

Let’s Play Denver Comic Con 2017 Bingo!

Denver Comic Con returns June 30 through July 2, stuffing the halls of the Colorado Convention Center with pop-culture goodness. To keep track of all the awesomeness, we’ve created another handy Denver Comic Con Bingo card.

Eight Things to Expect Now that Amazon Has Bought Whole Foods

With the recent acquisition of Whole Foods by the online retail giant Amazon, some significant changes are coming…and it’s not just because Jeff Bezos has a hankering for some $6 asparagus water. Here’s are eight ways your shopping experiences may change in the coming months — and exactly what that means for your pocketbook, digital or otherwise.

Flip-Flop Day and Other Useless (and Real) Summer “Holidays”

The politics of holiday celebrations are, in a word, weird. Who in the world decides that this or that day is a holiday of some sort? Barring some sort of religious, traditional, or lunar reason for a holiday’s placement on the Western calendar, there seems to be no rhyme or reason for any of it. We touched on this earlier in the month when our latest Tips for Transplants mentioned that June—not July, for some reason—is Fireworks Safety Month. But since then it’s come to our attention that there are a lot of dubious holidays that almost dare us to recognize them.So what are the least important holidays of summertime? Here are ten days on the holiday calendar that we invite all our readers to join us in ignoring completely.

What Denver Dads Really Want for Father’s Day

It’s mid-June, which means it’s time to think about a lot of things: upcoming vacations, the Pride parade and…oh, yeah, I gotta get something for my dad. This used to be a lot easier, back when you could make a ceramic ashtray or a shoe-polishing kit in wood shop. These days, you’re stuck buying a gift…and you have absolutely no idea what your dad wants. We’re here for you.

Ten Thing Natives Should Do Every Summer in Denver

Some Denver experiences are iconic, things you must do if you’re a newcomer to this city. But natives appreciate them, too. In fact, the quintessential Colorado events are things you can do over and over again. If you’re a local, consider this a friendly reminder of ten ways to count your blessings.

Tips for Transplants: Rules for June

June is the month for a lot of things: it’s Celibacy Awareness Month, National Bathroom Reading Month, and somehow Fireworks Safety Month, which clearly seems like a month too early.  You have to wonder what sort of power and money the Fireworks lobbyists must have to have kept that out of July, when apparently it’s Do Whatever with Fireworks Month. But of course, it’s also the first month of summer, so here are ten things for you to remember in June—along with your SPF 100 sunscreen and some shades that don’t make you look like you’re trying too hard.

Ten Memorable Moments to Celebrate During National Masturbation Month

Yes, May is officially National Masturbation Month — although, seriously, people: Isn’t every month Masturbation Month? Here are ten moments in which masturbation took the spotlight in the mainstream media, both here in Denver and across the country, and for better or for worse. And not to worry, our list does not include that time your parents walked into your bedroom at the exactly wrong moment…

Tips for Transplants: Rules for May

May in Denver is nothing but transition. May can be anything. May will be what you want it to be, or at least what it wants to be. May is snow and sun, outdoors and in, the promise of warmth to come and a reminder of the winter (that wasn’t). May is that friend that always agrees with you, even when you know for a fact that he or she definitely doesn’t. So yeah…May is great to hang with, but really, you can’t trust it.

Now That Climate Change Girl Scout Patch Exists, Here Are Ten More Ideas

This month, an environmental group called Colorado Moms Know Best (no, seriously) and the Girl Scouts teamed up to school the State Legislature and lieutenant governor on climate change challenges facing the 21st century. For doing this, they got not only a little experience in talking with our state’s elected officials — but also earned a new Climate Change patch.

Other Questions the Rockies Might Have About the New Season

Today, April 7, is the home opener for the Colorado Rockies, which means that downtown — and Coors Field — will be flooded with fans hungry for peanuts, Cracker Jacks, and a season that goes down a little more smoothly than those in the recent past. Right now, only the venue for the Rockies is really a sure thing, as the team just signed a deal to stay at the facility on Blake. Everything else is an open question. Will the pitching staff step up? Will the infield gel in the same way it did back in 2007? Will Bud Black lead the team down a better road? All excellent questions — that even Rockies players themselves might have.

Tips for Transplants: Rules for April

April is the cruelest month, or so says the poet T.S. Eliot. But good ol’ T.S. never visited Denver in April, when it’s sunny and potentially snowy, where the wind is blowing in the warmth of the coming summer, and when people are inadvisably starting to wear Crocs, which go against all sense of fashion and decorum. (Actually, that last part is pretty cruel. Score one for the poet.)

Ten Terrible Policies United Airlines Could Also Defend

This past weekend, United Airlines cited a totally not-made-up ban on spandex and refused to let two young girls board flight in Denver because they were wearing leggings. (Sorry, Spider-Man. Put on some freaking slacks.) Then it doubled-down on the decision, somehow connecting it to the fact that the young ladies were flying as “pass travelers,” meaning they were there as guests of employees and had to adhere to the no-spandex policy. This public relations incompetence rivals that of Sean Spicer.

More Awful Options for Denver Neighborhood Acronyms

Developers are getting manic about renaming parts of our booming city, sometimes for easy reference, sometimes to boost property values. Recently, RiNo leaders were startled by a proposal to give Brighton Boulevard a shiny new moniker that will reflect its status as a gateway to the city; they’re still trying to put the brakes on that.