Crested Butte Parties for the People

If Heidi Montag’s recently “enhanced” body parts aren’t a family-friendly enough reason to explore her homeland (she’s a Crested Butte native), maybe a dose of good old-fashioned arts and crafts will do the trick. This weekend, the little mountain resort town once again puts on the Crested Butte People’s Fair,…

Taste Test

There may be plenty to taste at the Downtown Denver Partnership’s 26th annual Taste of Colorado, but DDP spokeswoman Sarah Neumann promises there will be plenty to see, as well. ÅgItÅfs a spectacle,Åh she says. ÅgItÅfll be great people-watching.Åh Because the festival (which ends today) is expected to draw half…

Dan Maes: International man of mystery?

In response to a Denver Post story that suggested Dan Maes had fabricated a story about his past as a police officer, Maes spokesperson Nate Strauch told Westword’s Michael Roberts that “[Maes] never claimed he was a master spy.” That may be true, but over here at Show and Tell,…

The saddest headline ever, and why at least it’s honest

To some extent, tabloid culture has pretty much always been about schadenfreude — or at least it has been since around 1974, when the National Enquirer revolutionized the industry by switching from a format of entirely making shit up to a formula of outrageous allegations at least partially based on…

Gratuitous Randomness: Captain Picard is a badass

​​Because it’s a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, we bring you Captain Jean-Luc Picard, who will destroy you with a phaser and then…

Style Local: Judith Boyd

Judith Boyd keeps a blog called Style Crone, dedicated to the idea that reaching the half-decade mark shouldn’t imply the end of life for women over fifty. “Cherish your inner crone” is her credo, and Boyd herself is her own poster girl: Somewhere in her sixties, she’s gorgeous, with the…

A handy visual guide to horror movie tropes

If you walk into a department store today, you’re going to be bombarded with Halloween paraphernalia. Even though the holiday is still two months out, it’s time to start preparing yourself for the inevitable: horror movie marathons. Unfortunately, it’s difficult to tell what exactly these films might portray, which is…

Key of gee whiz! Merton hits the mall tonight

The artist-outfitted pianos that the Downtown Denver Partnership placed on the 16th Street Mall last November were such a hit that ten of them returned this summer for a command performance. And while they were initially supposed to stay there just through June, the gig kept getting extended, and extended…

Browser game of the week: Howard Glitch

We know the deal: You’re looking for ways to waste time at work, and we’re here to help you waste it. Hence, Browser game of the week, where we’ll comb the depths of the Flash game vortex and pick different games for you to waste away your Wednesday with. We’ll…

It’s tough out there: Our top ten of the most enterprising bum signs

Times are hard these days and, like any worker, panhandlers are fighting in a fierce market for scant spare change. Yesterday’s “Anything will help. God bless you.” scrawled in marker on a limp piece of cardboard just isn’t cutting it anymore. Today’s enterprising hobos are fighting hard for throwaways from…

The Family Circus now less terrible with addition of Nietzsche

Probably the worst thing about The Family Circus (and there are a lot of really awful things about The Family Circus) is that it’s so damn easy to read. There you are, innocently going along reading the comics, and even though you’re trying your best to conscientiously avoid reading it,…

Over the weekend: Camping out at the Miss Modernism Pageant

Dana Cain is a woman with an inborn swagger, albeit one that’s both sweet and a bit daft. Her whole reason to exist revolves around whether or not she can top herself at her own projects, and she often succeeds. Case in point: This year’s Denver Modernism Show. To promote…

Over the Weekend: Art in the Garden

Last year, the annual Art in the Garden, a collaboration between artist/curator Eric Matelski and Denver Urban Gardens, was rained out. But last Saturday, it was a different story: The weather was gorgeous and sunny, the snacks ample, the live music by Erik Rudolph spirited and I’ll be damned if…

An event about The Event: The promo push begins

Although it has real-life applications, in PR circles, it’s a buzz-phrase: word of mouth. Because a corporation, like, say, NBC, can bombard you with all the advertising it wants — but what if it can actually make friends with you? Isn’t that more effective? And then, what if it can…

Five new release picks for Tuesday, August 31

The media of today is hard to keep up with — it comes from so many directions and in so many forms that it’s next to impossible to keep track of your favorite artists, let alone new ones. Because we’re devoted to your convenience, we’re going to pick five things…

A fat kid on a Slip ‘n Slide stars in your moment of schadenfreude

Speaking of Slip ‘n Slides, even the lame foam pillow that litigation forced on that awesome toy — because, oh, somebody got paralyzed — couldn’t save this kid from face-planting right into the grass, like the time my roommate tried to beer Slip ‘n Slide on the kitchen linoleum, except…

Win one for the Gipper: An interview with Jack Cavanaugh

You’ve heard the expression, but chances are, you don’t know the story behind it. The words were those of George Gipp, perhaps the most legendary football player of all time, who played in the 1920s for Notre Dame under equally legendary coach Knute Rockne. Then again, maybe the words were…