Hipsters, rejoice! IKEA moves its Denver opening date up to July 27

For an intolerably long time, there has been a gaping void in the soul of Denver, and that void is the shape of a giant blue box somewhere in the suburbs where price-tag-conscious hipsters can get their simultaneous fix of trendy, affordable, ready-to-assemble furniture and Swedish culinary delights at the…

Comment of the day: Motorists are knuckle-dragging half-wits?

In the stressful urban commuting environment, bicyclists and drivers are often a lot like the Sharks and the Jets: They just do not get along. Bicycle Colorado is one of the many fine organizations working to change that, educating cyclists and drivers alike on how to share the road in…

Today in Stoke: Lightweight backpacking clinic tonight with Andrew Skurka

Boulder-based adventurer Andrew Skurka estimates he’s hiked/skied/trekked at least 25,000 miles in the last decade, including a 4,700-mile Alaska-Yukon Expedition in 2010 that was featured last month in National Geographic, so listen up tonight when he tells you how to pack light for your next adventure. Skurka’s the featured guest…

Your moment of WTF: Sheep hate me

It’s hard to pinpoint exactly what it is about it, but there’s no denying that the creepiest possible accent is the accent of a soft-spoken British child. It must be, because there’s really no other explanation as to why this by-all-rights innocuous video of a British kid insistently asking sheep…

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Blink! A young curatorial assistant at the Denver Art Museum, Jill Desmond, has stepped up to the big time by putting together an over-the-top exhibit of electronic and mechanical art titled Blink! Light, Sound and the Moving Image. Beginning on the first level of the Hamilton and taking over the…

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Ruined. One of the most troubled and lawless places in the world right now is the Democratic Republic of the Congo — and if everyone’s life there is hell, Congolese women, raped and mutilated by the thousands, are condemned to the lowest circle. In attempting a play about the plight…

Rubber documents one tire’s bloody journey

Written and directed by Quentin Dupieux, Rubber follows the exploits of a tire (listed in the credits as “Robert”) that figures out how to control its own motion and then rolls through the desert on a killing spree, blowing shit up with its mind. Rubber’s methods of address make it…

Prom is a formal disaster

“This one perfect moment.” “That soul-crushing mistress.” “Our forever night.” These and other understated definitions are obsessively applied to a certain dreaded/anticipated ritual throughout Prom, a timely pop product set in a suburban high school during the last weeks before summer break and destined for the immortality of Vitamin C’s…

Five Course Love is pure, diverting pleasure

It’s near the beginning of Five Course Love, and we’re in a gaudy barbecue joint with a big “You’ll (Heart) Our Wings” sign on the wall. The sound system — as always in the Garner Galleria Theatre — is set way, way too loud, so that it distorts both high…

Comment of the day: “Big Momma is a term of endearment”

Hollywood is prone to recycling the same tropes over and over again, and there are no shortage of obnoxious ones to choose from — but certainly one of the most nauseating is the black-male-actor-as-fat-sassy-black-woman. To that tiresome formula, the trailer for Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family promised to add…

Over the weekend: Came one, came all to Cirque Voltaire

If you spend your evenings discussing the what-ifs of art, the possibility of another dimension of existence or what visual would happen if a demon gypsy had a love-child with an ethereal goddess, then you should have been at Cirque Voltaire this weekend — unless you were one of the…

Zenlightenment round II drew communal ties

In a collaborative effort that came together at the last moment, INTI and Peace Officer mingled their talents with Sugarpill, Stephan Jacobs and ChrisB. to create the second installment of Zenlightenment fundraisers for Michelle “Smallfry” Lessans’ artistic vision for the 2011 Burning Man gathering. With three rooms of music and…