Oh. My. God. An analysis of what makes firefighters so damn hawt

We all know the more obvious reasons for their hawtness: They’re handsome, they’re ripped and, of course, they’re heroes. But aside from the valor and the glistening pectoral muscles, there are more subtle cues that attract us to firefighters — that much is scientific fact. And because we here at…

What ‘s up with One Book, One Denver?

Who grabs the three titles, out of the blue, that we’re allowed to “vote” for each year in the first place? And what if we’re not exactly blown away by said choices? Don’t get me started. But the thing is, whether or not these books are really chosen by democratic…

Five reasons your museum security guard hates you

Your bartender hates you, your barista hates you, even your “medicine” provider hates you. Turns out a lot of people hate you. But don’t let it get you down. It’s just a part of growing up. And chances are good that all these people don’t actually hate you. It’s just…

Street Fashion: Sandra Zwingelberg

Some people just stand out. Whether their style is cutting-edge, quirky or just well-executed, they make you want to know: How do they do it? Because we work for you, we’re finding out. Each day, we’ll hit the streets and talk to one person who catches our eye and makes…

People of the Colorado State Fair: Lil Elvis

Michael “Lil Elvis” Segura’s first brush with fame came in the form of a bizarre crime. “I was on the London news,” he said, getting animated and pushing himself off the pink Cadillac he’d been leaning on. “They beat the hell out of me, but I survived.” It’s clear he’s…

Contest: Find a “grape,” win two free tickets to a movie!

For real: How awesome are grapes? Not only are they both round and delicious, they also figure prominently into the names of some semi-obscure cultural touchstones like Grape Ape and Moby Grape. Unlike, say, Reece’s Pieces, however, grapes are not generally good if you happen to find one — like…

Trailer: Never Summer’s ‘Made In America’ snowboard film

Never Summer’s new film Made In America premiers next month on September 17 at Snowboard Film On The Rocks, along with Standard Films’ The Storming and Think Thank’s Right Brain, Left Brain. I’m looking forward to it: I’d never stepped on a Never Summer board before last season, but after…

Colorado State Fair: Big-ass horses, pulling things

Ironic cowboy shirts notwitstanding, I’m pretty much an irredeemable city boy — so much so that I’d never even been to a state fair before this weekend. Suffice it to say, then, that when I went to the Colorado State Fair on Saturday, I wanted the experience — besides strolling…

This Weekend at the Colorado State Fair

Fried pickles, corn dogs, cotton candy and other edible rarities await all who venture forth to Pueblo for the venerable 137th Colorado State Fair, where the most mundane and charming wonders of the world command the attention of wandering throngs in shorts and trucker caps. What draws the great unwashed…

10 things to do for $10 this weekend, August 27-30, 2010

Some people will try and tell you that $10 won’t get you much these days. To those people, we say “you’re wrong, sir,” because every weekend in Denver’s there is more than enough to do for 10 bucks and less. This weekend there’s barbecue in Aspen, the return of a…

This week’s most ridiculous trailer: Takers

It’s a good thing the explanation comes early: “We’re takers, gents; that’s what we do for a living,” some English guy says. And then, just in case we didn’t quite grasp it, Idris Elba helpfully elucidates: “We take.” With that out of the way, we can get down to the…

Hot, hot, hot: Interview with a 2011 Firefighter Calendar boy

Meet Mitch Harr, an Aurora firefighter who’s one of the upcoming calendar boys in next year’s 2011 Colorado Firefighters calendar. Tonight, there will be a 2011 Colorado Firefighters Calendar Debut Party at City Hall Events Center, 1144 Broadway. Both the party and the calendar are projects of Fired Up for…

This week in genre film: Troll 2, Best Worst Movie and more

Denver’s a great place for fans of the big five of genre film (that’s sci-fi, fantasy, horror, exploitation and cult), as every week we get a generous helping of selections to choose from. As usual, we’re rounding up your options for the weekend to come and the following week, and…

Trolls trolling trolls: 4chan gets prank-called by 4chan

It started out according to plan. The joke was, you go to omegle.com, a chat site that pairs you in an instant message room with a “random stranger,” then you go to that site and basically prank-call said stranger by asking him or her where Waldo is. Hilarity ensues –…

Daily Calendar: Judith Ren-Lay at the Mercury Cafe

Native Denverite, dancer and quintessential performance artist Judith Ren-Lay long ago left these parts for New York, but she did return periodically to perform here in `80s and `90s, all the while wowing the critics in the places where it mattered most: The L.A. Times called her an “urban griot,”…