5280 Fitness Kick-Fits our ass

The best way to determine the effectiveness of a workout is usually how you feel the day after — and judging by my sore triceps and hamstrings, the opening of 5280 Fitness was a success. A recent addition to the ever-growing Broadway strip, 5280 opened in the garage next to…

Denver Public Library now loaning out Kindle eBooks

As counterintuitive as it might initially seem, if you own a Kindle or a device with the Kindle app (iOS, Android, PC, etc), you can now check out books from the Denver Public Library via its eMedia site. Yes, students, that includes CliffsNotes, if you’ve managed to seriously drop the…

Neutrinos and the 10 coolest time travel methods in cinematic history

While doing science last week, probably in an attempt to fit more tools into their army’s knives, the Swiss broke the Universe. They recorded Neutrinos, a shape-shifting subatomic particle known for sounding like an awesome breakfast cereal, moving faster than light. Now their hills are alive with the sound of…

Rocky Mountain Rollergirls to defend Hydra Trophy at 2011 WFTDA Championships

Break out your best black and red gear: The Rocky Mountain Rollergirls’ 5280 Fight Club finished in second place at this weekend’s Bridgetown Brawl West Region Playoffs, advancing to the 2011 Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA) Championships in November, where they’ll defend their 2010 title. RMRG destroyed the #7-seed…

Running of the gays: the rematch

Though I generally favor dynamic action over quiet contemplation, when I do ponder life’s more pressing philosophical questions, I basically make it my policy to punch the shit out of them with my mind-fist. And so, as the days grow shorter and the nights grow cooler, it once again comes…

Slashers and survivors: Horror’s top 5 “final girls”

The “final girl” — one of horror film’s best-known genre conventions — is the virginal and ostensibly pure heroine who either kills the monster, or at least lives to see the end of the movie. Some scholars, including Carol J. Clover (in her book, Men, Women and Chainsaws: Gender in…

Hands on with Nintendo’s holiday lineup

Nintendo was in town yesterday showing off some short product demos for their holiday lineup. We had a chance to sneak into the Nintendo van (which was hidden away in an alley) and get our grimy paws all over Zelda, Mario and everything else they have on tap for the…

Carnivalesque goes backstage at the big top

Artist Penney Bidwell knows the carnival life isn’t always a circus. She ought to — Bidwell comes from carny stock, and their memories and lore left her with a different view. And it’s not as though we haven’t all lived through a creepy-clown shiver or two in our collective lifetime,…

Top 5 ass-kicking Pam Grier roles

Don’t mess with Pam Grier. The Colorado-residing actress is known for her bad-ass roles in blaxploitation films like Foxy Brown and Coffy, which are both screening tonight as part of the Crest Film Series at Crossroads Theater. In advance of the screening, we took a look at the top five…

Killer Elite is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

Though it’s seldom as conspicuous as, say, editing or lighting, scoring is a subtle integral component of any film’s stylistic mix; take last week’s excellent Drive, for example, which set itself apart from the typical action-movie morass at least in part with its use of quiet new-new-wave, as opposed to…

BurlyCute moving to weekly Humpday nights at Bar Standard

Bender’s has been a good home to the BurlyCute crew on and off for the past several years — but there are big changes ahead for the burlesque darlings headed by emcee and chanteuse Cora Vette (aka Reyna Von Vett). Instead of their monthly Thursday-night shows at Bender’s, the crew…

Film geeks, rejoice! Littleton to get new Alamo Drafthouse

With the weather getting colder and people getting snugglier, it is definitely the beginning of movie season. Now picture the best possible experience: No advertising before the show, anyone talking or texting is thrown out, and, of course, you’ll be able to enjoy a beer and an appetizer or two…