IKEA eat-i-quette: How to act around all those Swedish meatballs

With Denver’s first IKEA opening in Centennial in the fall, it’s pretty much guaranteed that for the first few months the place will be crammed like a herring barrel with gawking newbies and affordable Swedish furniture fanatics, everyone newly converted from “WTF is IKEA?” to “Holy Jesus! Have you been…

Reader: Jason Sheehan should have fit right into smug Seattle

The news that Jason Sheehan is leaving the Pacific Northwest to return to the East Coast and a job at Philadelphia Magazine inspired numerous comments that indicated Sheehan may be long-gone as the Westword food critic, but will never be forgotten. And there was no love lost on either Philadelphia…

Today: Oyster Month specials at Jax Fish House locations

Oyster Month is still going strong at both outposts of Jax Fish House. At 7:30 p.m. today, the Jax at 928 Pearl Street in Boulder will host a Five-Course Shell Dinner. Tickets are $60; call 303-444-1811 or go to www.jaxfishhouseboulder.com for reservations. And in Denver, the Jax at 1539 17th…

Colt 45 rolls out Blast with help from Snoop Dogg

Caffeinated malt beverages may have been pushed off the shelves by lawmakers worried that young, ignorant drinkers would be unable to resist the marketing tactics, but that didn’t put an end to unpalatable alcohol masked by artificial flavoring: fruit-flavored booze-packed caffeine-free replacements are quickly filling the post-Four Loko void. In…

Jason Sheehan is on the move again…

…But no, he’s not returning to Denver. In early 2010, after almost eight years as Westword’s Cafe critic (and six months after his memoir, Cooking Dirty, was published), Jason Sheehan moved to our partner paper in Seattle, the Seattle Weekly. But now he sends us this update: I swore for…

Upslope hosts foodmongers at its Boulder taproom this weekend

If you’re not completely liquored-out after yesterday’s St. Paddy’s Day festivities, it’s shaping up to be a beautiful weekend for a beer tasting. And while Upslope’s already got a pleasant spot for brew touring — the taproom frequently puts out lawn games to entertain imbibers — it’s offering more incentive…

IKEA will sell Swedish food along with Swedish furniture

This fall Denver will get its first IKEA, when the massive showroom that hawks value Swedish furniture is slated to finally open its doors in Centennial. And the store seems to be on schedule, because it just started hiring its staff. And because shopping at IKEA is frequently an all-day…

The road to debauchery begins at Wash Park Grille

Happy Place: Washington Park Grille, 1096 South Gaylord Street, 303-777-0707 The Hours: Daily from 3 to 7 p.m. The Deals: $3 select house wine, draft beer, and well drinks; $1 off imported draft beers; half price appetizers. Were we happy? Flip the page to find out…

Today: The Great American Meatout

It’s never been easier to go vegetarian or vegan, and the annual Great American Meatout (which happens every year on or around March 20) is a fantastic reminder of what we can do for our bodies and for the planet by simply changing our eating habits. Keep reading for a…

Guess where I’m eating?

Rare is the breakfast barn that bakes a really good biscuit, but the one in the above snap, scented with sage, and topped with scrambled eggs, cheddar and ham, is a biscuit that busts our chops. Can you guess where I’m eating? Special bonus: Anyone who gives the first correct…

Update: More food-centric benefits for Japan

Denver restaurants are rallying to aid Japan; here are some of the local benefits: Ototo Food and Wine (www.facebook.com/ototoden), Izakaya Den (www.izakayaden.net) and Sushi Den (www.facebook.com/sushiden) will host fundraisers through Saturday, March 19. A portion of dinner proceeds from each of these sibling restaurants on South Pearl Street will be…

Top five side dishes that could use a makeover

Restaurants owned and managed by smart people know that diners are interested in the main attraction: the steaks, the chickens, the fish, the enchiladas, even the sandwiches. But although customers don’t necessarily get up and do the hustle when they think about what sides come with their meals, they are…

Tonight: Spanish Happy Hour at Museo de las Americas

Practice your Spanish, learn something new, play games and enjoy appetizers at Spanish Happy Hour at Museo de las Americas, 861 Santa Fe Drive. The event runs from 5 to 8 p.m. and costs $3 for members and $5 for the general public; for details, call 303-571-4401 or go to…

Top Chef All Stars: No way for the conch two-ways

I actually had to think for a few minutes to remember last night’s Quickfire Challenge on Top Chef, perhaps because it was as much, or more, about plating than food. The chefs, who are still in the Bahamas, had to split into two teams of two and create a hundred…

Guess where I’m eating?

Hail to the king — crab, that is. When I was growing up, my dad used to take me our for crab legs every Sunday, but then, one day, I I wearied of cracking the shells and dribbling butter down my chin. So I quit. Just like that. Recently, though,…