Joel Stein on Thomas Keller and reality food shows

While having dinner recently, I overheard a woman trying to familiarize her dining companion with Jean-Georges Vongerichten. In an attempt to jog her memory, the friend asked, “What show is he on?” It’s an interesting state of affairs, more obviously a sign of the times. In a perfect world, we…

It’s true: Kathy Lee Gifford is a wine idiot

Yesterday morning, Bobby Stuckey, the wine director at Boulder’s Frasca Food And Wine, gifted himself to the Today show for a full four minutes to talk about some of the best wines to give as presents during the holidays. Stuckey, not surprisingly, made us admit, yet again, why he and…

Toss your cookies (if they’re from Melissa & Doug)

This Melissa & Doug wooden slice and bake cookie set seemed like the perfect gift for that toddler with baker aspirations. Unfortunately, among the painted-on sprinkles and icing, Health Canada discovered an unwanted ingredient: barium. Excessive amounts of the chemical were found in the surface paint, enough for Canada to…

Guess where I’m eating?

Chile today, hot tomorrow: They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day — and if you order this, it’s certain the most incendiary. Can you guess where I’m eating? Special bonus: Every Friday, anyone who gave the first correct answer to any of the week’s Where…

Chef and Tell part two: Bob Blair of Fuel Cafe

This is part two of my interview with Bob Blair, executive chef/owner of Fuel Cafe. To read part one of this interview, click here. Culinary inspirations: I was the second-oldest of eight kids, so we hardly ever got to go out to dinner. But when my mom was away, traveling,…

The ten worst stocking stuffers of all time

Stockings can be a favorite part of the Christmas experience, mostly because of the surprise factor: While kids often write Christmas lists that rank items by price, catalog page and level of absolute need, they don’t often bother listing stuff that is stocking-appropriate. So tearing through that comically giant, un-wearable,…

Tonight: Get hopped at a beer-lovers’ meeting

Do you have what it takes to be a hop disciple? Great Divide Brewing Co., 2201 Arapahoe Street, is hosting its monthly Hop Disciples meeting at 6 p.m. tonight, when both delicious beer and esoteric knowledge will be dispensed. To attend, RSVP to info@greatdivide.com; get more information by calling 303-303-296-9460…

Chilling at the Pepsi Center’s Tuaca Chill Zone

Though the NBA is my least-favorite spectator sport, I always accept free tickets, especially when those tickets are in the nineteenth row and accompanied by a free ride. With my initial investment at $0 and my transportation on lockdown, the financial anal rape of an $8 beer (after tip) feels…

Yo’ momo! Nepal Cuisine knows how to make dumplings

In Nepal, momo — the small, white-flour dumplings that represent the Nepali contribution to the world dumpling culture — are used as currency. Goats and yaks can be bartered for on the streets with buckets of momo. A fine woman is said to be worth her weight in momo. The…

India’s Restaurant moves on to bigger things

The new India’s Restaurant is big. Seriously big. Big in the way that interstate chain restaurants are supposed to be big, or the doomed follies of restaurant owners with more hubris and cash on hand than brains. Whereas the old India’s (which was located across the street and out of…

Guess where I’m eating?

After I watched Food, Inc., I was too traumatized to eat beef without seeing its resume first. But this burger has made the cut for being one of the best in town — and rightfully so. The servers don’t ask what temperature you’d like it, not only because they don’t…

Beer and Cheer: Elysian Bifrost Winter Ale

Elysian Bifrost Winter Ale pours a golden color, with a head that is as thick, fluffy and bouncy as a cozy homemade blanket – or a foot-high bank of Christmas snow. The bubbles go deep and rise slowly, like a Guinness, and the frothy top is so thick, it can…

Gastro Gift Guide: Textiles edition

Pet peeve: You go over to someone’s house for a dinner party, and you go to the bathroom, and there’s a fancy pair of hand towels hanging there with ridiculous embroidered gold snowflakes or something, and you can just tell that even though they’re towels, and they’re hanging there in…

Dick’s Hickory Dock could make a comeback

At this past weekend’s auction for the former Dick’s Hickory Dock in Kittredge, Hamid Motarjemi made the winning bid of $247,500. This will be his fourth project in the area. He started in 2000 with 2101 Champa, which he renovated and turned into Club Boca. Then in 2003 he bought…

In-N-Out Burger: worshipping at the mecca of meat

I touched down in Las Vegas Saturday night, went to Avis to get a huge SUV for the weekend, and immediately headed to the meat mecca, a shrine that calls our name. In-N-Out Burger. This wasn’t the first burger chain to make it in Southern California, but it was the…

Chef and Tell: Bob Blair of Fuel Cafe

There are some chefs who insist on being called, well, “Chef,” and then there are other kitchen wizards, like Bob Blair, who roll their eyes, shake their heads and politely ask that you don’t address them as “Chef” at all. “I’m a cook,” argues Blair, whose real job is executive…

Frasca’s Bobby Stuckey goes cork-to-cork with Kathie Lee on Today

You gotta give Bobby Stuckey props. Anyone who’s willing to endure the clownish theatrics of Kathie Lee Gifford, co-bubble head host of NBC’s Today show, deserves his day in the spotlight, which is exactly where Stuckey, the master sommelier at Boulder’s Frasca Food & Wine, will be this morning when…

Cook up holiday desserts tonight, soup tomorrow

From 6:30 to 9 p.m. tonight, chef Cody Knopf of the Kitchen Table Cooking School will teach you how to make “Outrageous Holiday Desserts” guaranteed to “delight and amaze your family and guests.” And tomorrow from 6:30 to 9 p.m., chef Joseph Abeyta will show how to make holiday soups…