Five weird foods to get your Monday off to a scary start

It’s Monday, and in case you’re worrying about what you did this weekend or worrying about what’s ahead at work, here’s a heaping helping of weird food to divert you: To fuel your engine, how about the candy bar with the world’s worst name, asse. Or to get your engine…

Reader: Laura Shunk’s review lacks substance…unlike this biscuit

While Jason Sheehan continues to stir up controversy from a thousand miles away (“sanctimonious prick” is among the labels recently slapped on him here), Laura Shunk is getting a grilling, too, for her recent review of the Atomic Cowboy and its related enterprises. Here’s how NachoLuva responded to Laura Shunk’s…

Today: Christmas Tea at Hiwan Homestead Museum

The Hiwan Homestead Museum, 4208 South Timbervale Drive in Evergreen, will present a Christmas Tea (with an appearance by Charles Dickens) at 11:30 a.m. today. Tickets range from $12 to $15; for more info, call 303-674-6262. For information on dozens of culinary events around town, visit our online Food &…

Today: Holiday Chocolate Festival in Colorado Springs

The Broadmoor, 1 Lake Circle in Colorado Springs, will present Dana Cain’s Holiday Chocolate Festival, with truffle competitions, booths and vendors, live music, demonstrations and more. It starts at 11 a.m. and runs until 6 p.m.; admission is free, and taste tickets are ten for $10. For more info, call…

Double Rainbow and four other intense Colorado beers to try soon

I love holiday beers. But that’s not all that Colorado’s breweries are putting out right now. Here are five beers that have just been released — or are about to be — that were brewed simply because, well, because Colorado is awesome. Double Rainbow Trinity Brewing, Colorado Springs Black Fox…

Sips and snacks at R Bar on the ‘Fax

Happy Place: R Bar, 3209 East Colfax Avenue, 303-320-8635 The Hours: Daily from 5 to 7 p.m. and 10 to 11 p.m. The Deals: $6 house wines; $3.50-$4.50 draft beers; $6 cocktails; $5-7 food specials Were we happy? Flip the page…

Guess where I’m eating?

At the bakery/cafe where the above snap was flashed, the owner is easy to laugh, quick with a joke and he gets big bonus points for his insanely delicious crepes and allowing me to camp out at a table with all my crap — laptop, menus, notes and camera –…

Ocean Forest Cafe adds new Sichuan menu

On its website, Ocean Forest Cafe, 11068 West Jewell Avenue, calls itself a “wild and artictic place.” While we’re not exactly sure what “artictic” means, we almost need to make up a word, too, to properly describe the festive decor in the dining room. Space aside, though, we’re pretty stoked…

Papa John’s Pizza freakout: We never sausage a thing!

Let’s say you’re a chubby chick with a palate for pizza. So you drive — not walk — to your local Papa John’s Pizza, where your order takes much too long for your stomach to bear. And what happens? Watch the fun below…

Top five foods to leave Santa instead of cookies

Over the years, poor St. Nick has been subjected to countless glasses of room-temperature milk and endless holiday plates of instantly-stale-out-of-the-oven sugar cookies dotted with those tiny silver-ball decorations (they’re actually called dragées) that taste like a dirty nickel. For all of his annual exertions, Santa Claus deserves a better…

Red’s Pub will dry up after Saturday night

Raise a glass this weekend to Red’s Pub, the saloon that’s very conveniently located at 7330 West 120th Avenue in Broomfield. Too conveniently located, it turns out: Owner Red Nikkel has sold the property to the Colorado Department of Transportation, which will use it to complete the 120th Avenue Connection…

Today: Crafting Your Own Herbal Teas workshop

The University of Colorado Museum of Natural History in Boulder presents a Crafting Your Own Herbal Teas workshop with Susan Evans, founder of Chrysalis Herbs. At this free event, she’ll discuss how to create your own signature blend from a variety of ingredients — many of which you can grow…

Top Chef All-Stars, second course: Is Jen a dinosaur?

Jennifer Carroll’s meltdown when she got eliminated from last night’s episode of Top Chef All-Stars was spectacular. She was graceless, almost out of control, so angry she clearly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or hit someone. She’d done a lot of bragging, and she’d also been exuding rage through…

Foodtubes: a very underground food movement proposes really fast food

While food is necessary for survival, the energy waste involved in the delivery of food is anything but. Now the U.K.-based Foodtubes Project thinks it has the solution: a system of underground food-delivery pipelines powered by air pressure. Foodtubes estimates that its delivery system, which mimics the way water, gas…