Reader poll: What will God hate next?

Yesterday, we brought you a hilarious press release from the Westboro Baptist Church, Kansas’ most comical hate group, condemning flag day. Because God, evidently, really dislikes flags. Besides the Old Glory, God evidently also hates a variety of random things, like football, pop music, Catholics, communists and Ronnie James Dio…

Denver Health breaks ground on a new adolescent psych unit

Denver Health broke ground this week on a four-story building that by late next year will be home to an adolescent psychiatric facility. Although the psych ward’s new digs won’t be a whole lot bigger, Denver Health officials say they will be a lot better. In terms of hard numbers,…

Xcel milks bill to bilk customers, fill coffers

The best of today’s Denver blogs Is Xcel using green sentiment to justify hiking its rates for “dirty” power? Face the State makes the case that the legislature is writing the power utility a “giant blank check.” 5280 congratulates Colorado schools for getting 29 schools on Newsweek’s list of its…

Medical marijuana dispensary joins the chamber of commerce

Melissa Van Diest says she never thought twice about joining the South Denver Metro Area Chamber of Commerce. After all, she has run a legitimate family business on West Main Street in Littleton for six months now. And even though that family business happens to involve cultivating and selling marijuana,…

James Mejia becomes first to jump in the pool for mayoral race

Before James Mejia even announced he was running, “James Mejia for Mayor” was a Facebook page with a thousand fans (and no personal affiliation with Mejia). This morning, Mejia filed his formal candidacy for mayor of Denver, making him the first official candidate in the race, close to a year…

Gay pride parade of homes: A Kenny Be Yard Arteology Special Report

The study of neighbors through their gay lawn decorations … The two female figures pictured in the foreground of the image to the right (click to enlarge) are forever locked with outstretched lips to symbolize a lesbian’s languorous longing for love. We know that these are lesbians because the yard…

G.I. Jane Norton ready to kick some terrorist ass

Taking a cue from the Rambo fantasies of Gary Brooks Faulkner, U.S. Senate candidate Jane Norton has revamped her website to suggest she’s ready to bring us the head of Osama bin Laden. And that of Barack Obama. And all those liberal milquetoasts in Washington who’ve sold us down the…

Medical marijuana advisory panel needs volunteers

Care about medical marijuana? The Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment is looking for a few good men and women to serve on the Medical Marijuana Registry Advisory Committee, which will help implement the new medical marijuana regulations required by the laws recently passed by the state legislature. Think…

Everything goes when libertarian Christine Smith gets into politics

Colorado’s favorite John Denver-loving libertarian is back in politics, two years after her unsuccessful run for the Libertarian Party’s presidential nomination left her angry at the process. Christine Smith, a freelance writer who penned A Mountain in the Wind — An Exploration of the Spirituality of John Denver in 2001…

Letters: Bromwell Elementary’s principal gets a flunking grade from critics

“Teacher’s Fret,” Melanie Asmar, June 10 Making the Grade You know who is almost guaranteed not to be an effective teacher (in the sense of raising test scores and improving student achievement)? A long-term substitute teacher brought in midway through the school year. It’s not the fault of the substitute;…

Kenny Be’s Colorado politics 2010 tarot deck

Politicians and tarot decks are amazingly similar. Both were created for trick-taking games, and both are largely used by the foolhardy to foretell the future. In this week’s Westword, Kenny Be draws tarot cards for Colorado’s politicians. See the full cartoon on the Latest Word blog…

Nestle to turn on Arkansas River tap and drive it to Denver

The best of today’s Denver blogs The Colorado Independent reports on Nestle’s ridiculous plan to drain millions of gallons from the Arkansas river near Buena Vista and drive it 120 miles to Denver. WhoSaidYouSaid says Andrew Romanoff said Michael Bennet won’t say what he stands for. Purple Row’s Jeff Aberle…

Denver Public Schools debate how to teach kids to avoid the clap

On Thursday night, the Denver Public Schools Board of Education will talk about sex, baby. More specifically, they’ll talk about sex ed — and how it’s important that teenagers with raging libidos “have access to science-based, comprehensive, medically-accurate, culturally relevant, and age-appropriate sexuality education.” In other words, it’s not okay…

Sociable City Forum puts the spotlight on LoDo nightlife

As anyone who’s been in LoDo at closing time can attest, when 10,000 drunks pour into the street at the same time, it’s like the fan just waiting to get hit by the, well, you know what. So how do you stop shit from happening? With “nighttime economies” becoming major…