Colorado politics 2010 tarot deck

Note: This story cartoon will appear in this week’s issue of Westword. Politicians and tarot decks are amazingly similar. Both were created for trick-taking games, and both are largely used by the foolhardy to foretell the future. The personalities of Colorado’s most widely known politicians correspond remarkably well to the…

Ken Salazar getting tough with BP: Too little too late?

The naming of a former prosecutor to head the scandal-plagued Minerals Management Service, coupled with President Barack Obama’s lackluster but occasionally pugnacious speech about making British Petroleum “pay” for the oil-slick disaster in the Gulf, suggests the administration is finally starting to look at poor regulation of oil-and-gas drilling in…

U.S. Marshall’s sex-offender sweep: The top 10

Murders, forgers, tax evaders. They’re all scumbags to varying degrees, but none is as scummy as the sex offender. And while you’d never know if you had a multiple murderer living next to you, sex offenders have to register. A lot of them don’t, which has a lot to do…

Reefer Mania might go up in smoke before its time

At the beginning of May, Reyna Von Vett’s burlesque company (which won a Best Of award for Best Burlesque Comeback this year under the umbrella Black Box Burlesque before changing its name to BurlyCute) took up residency at the Crossroads Theatre, a stage located in the heart of Five Points…

Sherman, set the wayback to 1990, please

The latest and greatest from today’s Denver Blogs. The Denver Egotist sets the wayback machine to 1990, when Walkmans (Walkmen?) were the rage for portable music, and people wore six neon watches for style. Note the Westword shout-out. Colorado GOP Chairman Dick Wadhams was pulling for Sue Lowden to win…

One Book, One Denver, one last chance to vote today

If you haven’t yet voted for your choice for the next round of One Book, One Denver, then start panicking. Today is the last day to help choose the book that Mayor John Hickenlooper will command everybody to read this fall, in order that we may be “stimulated to read”…

Yogi Bear and Boo Boo debut in Northglenn: Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology

The study of neighbors through their lawn decorations… Figure 65. Northglenn: Tree-generated animation of Boo Boo ad Yogi Bear leafs out the pic-a-nic basket. The tornadoes and hailstorms that plague Denver’s northern suburbs often leave gardeners of the area wondering how to decorate the stumps and twigs that are left…

Do you have what it takes to design a wildlife bridge?

Friend, do you consider yourself both gifted and green? Do coworkers refer to you, without a hint of mockery, as some kind of ecogenius? Do you spend time wondering not why the doe crosses the road, but how the hell she doesn’t get eviscerated doing it? Are you the Da…

Andrew Romanoff edits his former reporter, Dana Milbank

On Sunday, Washington Post writer Dana Milbank weighed in on his “prickly” former editor at the Yale Daily News: one Andrew Romanoff. Romanoff, who’s challenging incumbent Michael Bennet for the Democratic nomination for the U.S. Senate, may have left journalism behind, but he still knows how to edit an upstart…

PETA’s ten-worst publicity stunts — until the chicken

The City of Denver will decide today whether PETA can install a 250-pound, bloody and butchered chicken sculpture — dubbed “McCruelty,” but really looking like a worse-for-the-wear Foghorn Leghorn — on the 16th Street Mall. This isn’t PETA’s first stunt, of course. Last year, Jason Sheehan catalogued the animal- (and…

Lifting the tuition cap: Will Colorado students fall through the cracks?

Colorado State University professor John Straayer, an expert on state government, says Colorado’s recent decision to allow universities to hike tuition by unprecedented amounts further threatens to put higher education out of reach for thousands of residents. “Tuition flexibility” is just the latest in the state’s attempt to offset drastic…

What would Pat Robertson say about the Leadville tornado?

Evangelical pastor Pat Robinson believed God was punishing the United States for its abortion laws with Hurricane Katrina. He also said that the earthquake that killed more than 100,000 people in Haiti was the result of “a pact” that the country with the devil made to free iself from the…

Scott McInnis gambles, loses

The latest from the blogs of Denver ColoradoPols theorizes Scott McInnis tried to best Josh Penry on Pinon Canyon. But now Penry’s out of the race, and the locals are liking Hickenlooper’s views on the matter. Back in the day, kids used to ride bikes to school. Now, they mostly…