Medical marijuana: Business owners in Niwot say “no” to dispensaries

House Bill 1284, the legislation designed to regulate the medical marijuana industry, originally featured language allowing municipalities to ban dispensaries — a prohibition MMJ advocates see as unconstitutional. Perhaps that’s why the provision was removed from the bill late last month. But Tim Wise, owner of Wise Buys Antiques in…

Limping Latex Bandit has premature explosion in his car

Update, 4:32 p.m.: Just notified by the Douglas County Sheriff’s Office that Merle Allison, who’s believed to be the Limping Latex Bandit, has been captured. Look below the original item to get all the details. As the number of Denver area robberies continue to capture the imagination of TV news…

Street sweeping reminders: Avoid yellow tickets all summer long

April’s here, which mean the snow is melting, the grass is growing — and the dreaded city street sweepers are back trolling the streets, leaving in their wake a trail of yellow parking tickets on the windshields of all those cars that weren’t moved out of the way when they…

Our updated medical-marijuana directory

Our collection of “Mile Highs and Lows” dispensary reviews is growing again. Today, check out William Breathes’s critique of Lotus Medical, an operation that has almost everything a MMJ aficionado could want (aside from convenient parking). But it’s hardly the only game in town. Learn more by perusing Westword’s dispensary…

Mile Highs and Lows: Lotus Medical

​As Colorado’s medical-marijuana industry grows, marijuana dispensaries of all types and sizes are proliferating around the state. Some resemble swanky bars or sterile dentist offices; others feel like a dope dealer’s college dorm room. To help keep them all straight, Westword will be offering a no-holds-barred look at what goes…

Kenyon Martin’s hot-buttered profanity explosion: Listen to it here

We’ve told you about Kenyon Martin’s anger over an April Fools’ Day prank at his expense: J.R. Smith’s driver, Laquan Johnson, filled K-Mart’s Range Rover with buttered popcorn, prompting a wig-out by Kenyon and an “LMAO” tweet from Smith. It’s one thing to read about Martin’s rant about the incident,…

You’ll be stir-crazy after spending the night in Denver’s new jail

The “Bed & Breakfast” sleepover being hosted Saturday night by the Denver Sheriff’s Department at the Van Cise-Simonet Detention Facility —that’s the jail at Denver’s new Justice Center Complex — will be very realistic. “We truly want to give them the experience,” says the department’s Melissa Ortega. And that means…

Denver cartoonists are inking big

It’s Tuesday night, and Lonnie Allen is sweating. The unshaven, young-looking thirty-something is bopping from table to table around Leela European Cafe, downtown Denver’s bohemian-bar-meets-coffee-shop. Accordingly, there are equal measures of Pabst and java seeping into the two dozen or so patrons crowded together toward the back of the steamy…