Medical marijuana grow robbed in Colorado Springs, owners beaten

Marijuana is a lot easier to steal once it’s been cultivated and packaged. So perhaps it’s an indication of how good the security systems are at Colorado Springs dispensaries that early this morning, three goons invaded a home in the city’s Sand Creek subdivision and stole an unknown number of…

Placenta poking encouraged at elementary school

Those of you still struggling with the trauma of having to dissect frogs during high school should thank the heavens above that you didn’t attend Alpine Elementary School in Longmont. Why? Because, according to Channel 4, fifth graders who took part in a demonstration about human circulation back in December…

Ass Stance League of Denver: Kenny Be’s Sign Language

At first glance, the sign above might look like it is identifying the Denver headquarters of the Ass Stance League. Who knew that our fair city had an association devoted to exploring the many different viewpoints on ass? However, after a nearly year-long investigation, the easily vandalized sign appears instead…

John Hickenlooper doesn’t like name-calling, Dick Wadhams

Yesterday in this space, Colorado Republican Party chieftain Dick Wadhams veered from ripping that “monstrosity” of a health-care bill to negatively critiquing Democratic candidates he sees as vulnerable. Among them: Denver mayor and gubernatorial hopeful John Hickenlooper — or, as Wadhams insists on referring to him as a way of…

Suggestion for next Vail home winner: Take the cash!

Giving away a home in Vail has proven to be harder than Steve Michonski expected. Michonski is a board member for The Vail Academy, as well as director of the home raffle, which is intended to raise funds for the school. But while a press release touts the winners of…

Get your hands off my damn hot tub!

Rather than embellishing this story, plucked from the Grand Junction Daily Sentinel police blotter, we’re just going to let it speak for itself. The item reads: “A man in the 500 block of 29 3/8 Road called Mesa County sheriff’s deputies on Sunday to report his roommate was trying to…

Medical marijuana dispensaries in Denver: 256 and counting

Early this year, reports that the city had issued more than 390 sales tax licenses to medical marijuana dispensaries led many to proclaim Denver “Cannabis Capital USA.” But once city council passed new dispensary regulations on January 11 requiring all current dispensary owners to apply for a new dispensary license…

Laura Boggs, Jeffco school board member and star of “Boggs Watch” newsletter, allegedly goes rogue, declares school “stupid”

In response to numerous reports of “disruptive behavior” by Jefferson County Board of Education member Laura Boggs, a teacher’s union has commissioned a special edition e-mail newsletter, “Boggs Watch,” to document her “rogue” tactics regarding Jeffco teachers. Earlier this month, for instance, Boggs reportedly took over a teacher’s classroom during…

Skunk with jar stuck on head wisely blames media

A skunk that got its head stuck in a peanut butter jar attracted plenty of press attention in Grand Junction over the weekend — and it appears that the skunk didn’t like it one bit. The Colorado Division of Wildlife employee was tasked with removing the jar without getting a…

Tailgating Top 10: CU makes the list on a technicality

Congratulations, CU. Bleacher Report’s Dan Scofield just named Boulder one of the ten best college-football cities in America to tailgate. Make that number ten. And, unfortunately, this achievement is tainted to some degree by the fact that CU made the list only because the University of Georgia didn’t, “thanks to…