Josh McDaniels naming Kyle Orton starter means nothing

Yesterday, Broncos coach Josh McDaniels said Kyle Orton remains the team’s starting quarterback — but he added that there would still be competition for the position. That’s another way of saying McDaniels hasn’t committed to a starting quarterback yet — and you can bet he hasn’t. So why bother making…

Peeps prejudice?: Easter week trial takes on bunny bias

On March 30 and 31, a trial in Boulder County Court will tackle an issue of tremendous importance — one that could impact the way in which all Americans worship and celebrate a higher power. Peeps. The case involves Carol “Chay” Burdick, a Boulder resident who received an eviction threat…

Cybercrime in Denver: We’re number eight

In the not exactly thrilling 1995 cyber-thriller The Net, Sandra Bullock’s character, Angela Bennett, reveals that she was raised in La Junta — a community whose name she pronounces as if she were Hugo Chavez. Little did Bennett know, however, that her hometown would share a state with a nexus…

John Suthers declares newly passed health-care plan unconstitutional

Colorado Attorney General John Suthers isn’t a shrinking violet. Whereas some politicians would rather avoid fights, he eagerly wades into them, fists up, ready to swing, as he’s proven repeatedly in his public comments about medical marijuana. Today, he’s taking on an even bigger target: the health care plan just…

Nerf guns declared legal on CU campus — for one night only

Last December, CU banned the use of Nerf guns in the on-campus game Humans vs. Zombies, leaving HVZ organizer Scott Serafin and his fellow renegades to face off against the undead using socks as weapons. Which require a lot of imagination to seem lethal. But the Nerf guns were out…

Brady Quinn vs. Kyle Orton in Denver Blogs: A tale of the tape

Denver has more than three blogs. But you’ve got to start somewhere. Predominantly Orange’s Kim Constantinesco measures Kyle Orton against Brady Quinn in categories that pertain to on-the-field play, like touchdown-versus-interception ratio, and off-the-field stats like “Physique:” Quinn is listed as “ripped,” while Orton is said to be “sometimes covered…

Rubber meets sod in Globeville: Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology

The study of neighbors through their lawn decoration… Figure 55. Globeville: Where the rubber meets the sod. Used tires are America’s greatest unnatural resource and can be found easily in ever-growing tire piles and mountains. These wastelands are attracting heaps of do-it-yourselfers, who are accessing the cheap material and tirecrafting…

Busting beers at home and in Austin: Over the Weekend

Another Monday. Ugh. Not sure if reliving the weekend will make it better or worse, but we don’t have much of a choice, do we? So, without further ado, some shit that happened between last Friday and now: • Kate Levy threw down at the Wrangler’s Sunday Beer Bust. •…

Dean Singleton and MediaNews Group: Bankrupt no more

The Saturday Denver Post blurb about Affiliated Media couldn’t entirely avoid the word “bankruptcy,” as the broadsheet’s writers have endeavored to do since January. After all, the judge who approved the prepackaged plan assembled by the holding company of MediaNews Group, the Post’s Denver-based parent firm, is assigned to the…

Health insurance fine print: John Kefalas takes it on

Even as President Barack Obama and a divided Congress are on the cusp of formalizing historic, sweeping changes in the way the country handles health insurance, Colorado Representative John Kefalas, a Democrat from Fort Collins, is looking out for the little guy (he’s barely over five feet tall — but…

DEA special agent Jeffrey Sweetin to talk pot with David Sirota

Drug Enforcement Administration Special Agent Jeffrey Sweetin has been making an effort to set the record straight on his agency’s approach to medical marijuana, most notably in a wide-ranging interview with Westword’s Joel Warner. And members of the medical marijuana community — even those nervous about HB 1284, the regulatory…