Barack the bull’s coming-out party

Hopes are riding high on Barack right now, with many people counting on the Illinois resident to produce amazing results. In fact, so much is riding on Barack that his semen is selling for $2,500 a share! Seriously. A Westword operative cruising the livestock exchange at the National Western Stock…

From the week of January 22

“The Battle of the Beltway,” Jared Jacang Maher, January 15 Taking a Toll Jared Jacang Maher’s “The Battle of the Beltway” was excellent. Westword has covered the beltway fiasco for decades now, giving us more information and insight than Denver’s daily newspapers. Fred Harper, the cover illustrator, should tell us…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, January 21 edition

You sure about that? Today in Backbeat Online: • The Fluid at Maxwell’s in Hoboken, New Jersey. • Wiretap documentary tells story of jailed Colorado hip-hop producer. • 3Oh!3 gets key to the city. • The Dead announces Denver date. • Rebecca Folsom on the cover of Women’s Magazine. Today…

Denver Blogs: Is anyone with a whistle younger than Josh McDaniels?

As always, we’re cruising for Denver-scented enlightenment. Send tips here. Broncos hire five new coaches, all of whom are older than the boss. (Mile High Report) An eminent domain case threatens to take away couple’s livelihood, which is apparently selling totem poles. (Face the State) Nuclear power is crazy expensive,…

The origin of the digital-TV dead zone west of Lookout Mountain

“DTV or No TV,” a Message column in the January 22 issue, reveals that some people who’ve been receiving analog television signals for decades will likely lose free TV service entirely once the conversion to digital broadcasting takes place on February 17, the scheduled switchover date, or at some point…

Q&A with illustrator Art Spiegelman

“What was the best job you ever had? Mine was reading comics all day.” That’s how cartoonist Lynda Barry begins her comic-strip introduction as editor of The Best American Comics 2008, for which she chose the contents. And I suspect Art Spiegelman would agree, as I learned during a recent…

Clear Channel doesn’t want you to know about local layoffs

Yesterday’s blog “The Bloodletting Starts at Clear Channel Denver” documented layoffs of ten people working for one or more of the Texas concern’s eight area outlets, and noted that more cuts were expected. Unfortunately, management isn’t interested in supplying specifics. Clear Channel Denver chief Lee Larsen, who previously discussed layoffs…

Big Bucks for Builders: A Kenny Be Special Report

(Editor’s Note: This week’s cover story is “Big Bucks for Builders,” a cartoon by Kenny Be. Click on the images for full-sized versions. And check back to the Latest Word for Kenny’s Worst-Case Scenario and Hip Tip cartoons. His full archives, along with Westword’s other comics, are available at westword.com/comics.)…

Last Night: Baracking and Rolling at Rockbar

If you’re still jonesing for more Barackness, J. Knight captured the celebration at The World’s Greatest Colfax Motel Bar last night, where they rang in the new regime in truly American fashion: with one-dollar PBRs. We also have photos from the chaos that was D.C. yesterday. It’s believed there are…

Barack’s semen going for $2,500 a pop in Denver

The livestock exchange at the National Western Stock Show in Denver this week is the last place I expected to find a political advertisement. So when I spotted a stack of glossy blue fliers on a hay bale with the name “BARACK” printed in huge lettering, I had to take…

Liening on doomed National Hirschfeld

National Hirschfeld has earned headlines in this space a couple of times in recent days. First up was the January 14 blog “National Hirschfeld’s Impending Closure: The End of an Era — and a Sign of the Times,” followed by Patricia Calhoun’s January 19 offering “A Look at Hirschfeld Back…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, January 20 edition

Anyone miss George W. Bush yet? Today in Backbeat Online: • Live review: The Killers and M83 at Magness Arena. • Harpoontang at Lion’s Lair. • Jesse Manley is ready for his closeup. • Derek Trucks Band tops Twist & Shout’s top-sellers list. • (hed) p.e.’s New World Orphans tops…

Denver Blogs: Remembering City Spirit

(Illustration from Buckfifty.org) Send your linkable links here. City Spirit: An old Denver cafe where you could get drunk in style. (Buck Fifty) KOA’s Jon Caldera: Making shit up about your new president from Day One. (Media Matters) A day without a Democrat: It’s like a day without a Mexican,…