An Open Letter to Peyton Manning: Retire and Go Out a Champion

Dear Peyton, Congratulations on your second Super Bowl victory and becoming the first quarterback in National Football League history to win the contest with two different teams. Your legacy as one of the greatest signal callers to ever play pro ball was secure whether you’d tasted triumph or defeat yesterday. But…

Four Amazing Feats of Broncos Pride for Orange Friday

Today is officially Orange Friday, as proclaimed by Mayor Michael B. Hancock, and buildings all over the city will get lit up in orange and blue to celebrate the home team. But the celebrations have spilled far beyond Denver, all the way to a sculpture hoax in Asia. Keep reading for…

Sex and the Super Bowl: #Broncos on Instagram (NSFW)

Sex and the Super Bowl have always gone hand in hand. But even we were surprised when we searched for the hashtag #Broncos on Instagram. Yes, plenty of the images pertained directly to the game and players in it, including a pic of Pretty Little Liars star Lucy Hale displaying her…

Top 10 Reasons to Hate the Carolina Panthers

Editor’s note: Fans of the Arizona Cardinals had a head start on Broncos boosters when it comes to hating on the Carolina Panthers. Before Cam Newton and his crew played the Cards in the NFC championship game on January 24, Benjamin Leatherman of the Phoenix New Times, one of our…

Videos: Does Homer Simpson Love the Broncos or Think They’re a Joke?

Does The Simpsons icon Homer Simpson love the Denver Broncos? Or think they’re a joke? There’s video evidence that points in both directions. This question arose after the publication of our post featuring the top ten celebrity Broncos fans.  A Facebook friend sent the following clip, in which Homer — his nominee…

Top Ten Celebrity Denver Broncos Fans

The hype leading up to the Denver Broncos’ appearance in Super Bowl 50 continues to build, and it won’t let up until game time or after. In the meantime, folks across the country are deciding whether to root for the upstart Carolina Panthers or the team led by Peyton Manning, who…

Cam Newton Is a Douchebag Memes

As you know, Broncos fans love to hate Tom Brady, quarterback for the New England Patriots. Which explains why they so enjoyed whipping their profanities out on Twitter after Denver defeated Brady and company for the right to represent the AFC in the upcoming Super Bowl on February 7. The…

Great Moments in Denver Broncos Hype History

The good news is that the Denver Broncos are heading to the Super Bowl for the eighth time. The bad news is the blizzard of blather that we can expect right up until kickoff. Once again, our city is drowning in a tidal wave of Orange Gush. Every time the…

Top 20 F*ck You Tom Brady Tweets

As we noted last week, Twitter Nation thought Peyton Manning couldn’t beat Tom Brady in Sunday’s AFC championship game. And neither did our own Brian Badzmierowski, whose post on the topic was headlined TOM BRADY, PATRIOTS WILL KICK BRONCOS’ ASS AND HERE’S WHY. Well, surprise, surprise. The Broncos’ defense was absolutely stellar,…