Punk

Thirteen Denver Punk Bands That Don't Suck

Cheap Perfume headlined Punk Against Trump at the Marquis Theater in 2020.
Cheap Perfume headlined Punk Against Trump at the Marquis Theater in 2020. Kate Rose
For several decades, Denver has boasted a thriving, scrappy punk scene. Even as giant apartment complexes and condos crush the city's character, kids (and a few older musicians, too) have been forming bands to blast authority, build community and dish out irreverent music.

While there are so many great punkers in town that we'd get carpal tunnel syndrome trying to list them all, we thought we'd point out thirteen that don't suck. Here they are:
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Maris the Great
Sinister Star
Maris the Great
Maris the Great, the gay zombie punk, spends his summers interviewing and subsequently “murdering” other bands, then posting the results on his not-safe-for-any-work website. He’s been kicked off the Denver Pride lineup. His band, Maris the Great and the Faggots of Death, writes and performs songs that would likewise get you fired from just about any cubicle space should you press play. Maris’s vocals recall Fang frontman Sammytown on “Berkley Heathen Scum.” Last year, Maris celebrated his twentieth anniversary of band homicides after taking a few years off.
Cheap Perfume
Brandon Marshall
Cheap Perfume
Cheap Perfume boasts dual lead vocals over instrumentals that sound ferocious even on laptop speakers. It’s music that inspires stage diving through the kitchen table. With eye-grabbing song titles like “Slut Game Strong” and “Goddess Gangbang,” the quartet takes on serious topics like sexism, fascism, false feminism and sexual assault. So far, the group has released two full-length records, and you can get your own “It’s OK to Punch Nazis” hoodie on the Cheap Perfume Bandcamp page. The bandmates also wrote a song on the topic, and for that, we thank them.
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Record Thieves
Anarcho Punk
Record Thieves
Record Thieves is a supergroup of sorts. Drummer Jim Wilcox hails from Mesa, Arizona, punk act Authority Zero, and lead singer Mike Waterhouse fronted Denver punk outfit Boldtype. (Other members come from Denver band Allout Helter.) Wilcox and Waterhouse met through social media and eventually started the band after talking about music at a Denver bar. The result is a sound that merges melodic hardcore with pop punk. The group finally had a record-release party on July 17 for its twelve-track debut, Wasting Time, which was released last year.
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Nuns of Brixton
Dustin Hall
Nuns of Brixton
No best-of list would be complete without a cover band — because why not? The Nuns of Brixton call themselves “the only Clash cover band that matters.” Whether that's true or not doesn’t really matter, because this is probably the only Clash cover band whose members don nun habits on stage. Joe Strummer has sadly exited this mortal coil, but that’s no reason for you not to rock out to “London Calling” live on a Saturday night in Denver.

The Mazlows
Rick Kooker
The Mazlows
Members of the pop-punk quartet the Mazlows have played together off and on for years, starting the band in 2017 after they found themselves all living in Lakewood, again. Last year they released the full-length Community Locker. The Mazlows' sound evokes pop punk from the late ’90s and early 2000s and includes catchy, hook-laden anthems about girls coming or going and the lameness of one’s hometown. The outfit nods to bands like Blink-182 but makes pop punk its own.
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The Man Cubs
The Man Cubs
The Man Cubs
Okay, two cover bands. The Man Cubs, made up of members of Compass & Cavern and Creature Canopy, exclusively play Disney covers, but with a pop-punk edge. The act sticks mostly to latter-day Disney songs, since some of the earlier stuff hasn't aged too well. We're looking at you, crows in Dumbo and Siamese cats in Lady and the Tramp.
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Five Iron Frenzy
Melinda DiMaruo
Five Iron Frenzy
Five Iron Frenzy plays ska punk with Christian themes and socially conscious lyrics. The band, founded in 1995, has managed to garner solid fan bases in both the Christian and secular worlds. Its individual members have played in more bands than can be listed here. FIF broke up in 2003 but re-formed in 2011. The bandmates don’t always stick to straight ska or ska punk, and their 2020 album, Until This Shakes Apart, spans several genres.
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Reno Divorce
JR Chavez
Reno Divorce
Reno Divorce is one of Denver’s longest-running punk bands and has its origins in frontman Brent Loveday’s old Florida stamping grounds. The act's brand of rock and roll takes inspiration from Orange County punk with a bit of twang and rockabilly swagger thrown in for good measure. The band has a double live album recorded in Germany coming out later this summer. Loveday also plays acoustic music with his side effort Brent Loveday & the Dirty Dollars.
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Red Stinger
Johnny SoSo
Red Stinger
Red Stinger plays metal-tinged melodic hardcore that is both political and humorous. Frontman Timmy Stinger wrote an entire punk-rock opera while locked inside during the pandemic, which the band has played live at least once this year. (He also wrote an entire hip-hop album and two dance musicals in the same time period.) Stinger likened the punk record to a Christmas Nativity play, albeit with song titles like “Jizz Mustache.” Luke Schmaltz of King Rat narrates the affair.
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Luke Schmaltz at Bannock Street Garage.
Luke Schmaltz

Luke Schmaltz
Speaking of Luke Schmaltz, who fronted legendary Denver punk band King Rat for years: He’s currently playing his original songs solo with an acoustic guitar. They are loud, profane and would likely get a person arrested for disorderly conduct if they were performed busker style on a street corner. Catch him in a bar where it’s safe. Schmaltz recently published a book, too. It's called The Belcher.
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Karl Christian Krumpholz
The Pitch Invasion
The Pitch Invasion plays good old hardcore punk that’s thrashy as hell and wouldn’t feel out of place in a skateboard video. The group also makes the list just for the virtue of having a kitten holding a gun to its head on an album cover for the aptly titled 2014 full-length Russian Roulette. The song “Night Stalker,” which opens with a hijacked sample of the Everly Brothers, is just kind of weird, though.
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Joy Subtraction
Tom Murphy
Joy Subtraction
Joy Subtraction is a name that follows in the tradition of Jon Cougar Concentration Camp and REO Speedealer, and the noose T-shirts the band sells online seem like a rather tasteless jab at Joy Division frontman Ian Curtis, who hanged himself in his kitchen. But that’s punk rock for you. Joy Subtraction says it’s still subjecting people to its live show. Maybe you’ll get lucky and they’ll play “On Our First Date, Our Bodies Went From Aroused to Awkward After a Failed Attempt at Sexual Congress (There Was No Second Date).”
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The Vanilla Milkshakes
The Vanilla Milkshakes
The Vanilla Milkshakes
Frontman David McGhee once told me that I “looked like Dane Cook, if Dane Cook didn’t work out.” I almost said, “Fuck you, man,” but couldn’t stop giggling. That kind of sums up the Vanilla Milkshakes. The band is offbeat, inarguably weird, but you’ll probably have a good-natured laugh once you process things for a moment. McGhee will argue that the act is indie rock and not punk, just for the sake of arguing, but the truth is, it's just too strange to not be punk rock. And that's a good thing.

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