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"Colorado Bitchslap" and Other Bizarre Colorado Terms on Urban Dictionary

A couple of years back, we posted about the ten weirdest "Colorado" terms on Urban Dictionary.

But it turns out there are a lot more where those came from.

A recent visit to the site made it clear that we'd barely scratched the surface when it came to bizarre phrases featuring the word "Colorado." New entries include "Colorado Motherfucker," "Colorado Head Butt," "Colorado Straight Edge" and "Colorado Bitchslap."

We're pretty sure you won't be able to guess their actual definitions — maybe because you'll be too busy laughing at them.

Count down our photo-illustrated ten favorites below, featuring descriptions and examples of usage in italics.

Number 10: "Colorado Motherfucker"

A cocktail consisting of:

1 oz white tequila
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 splash Coca-Cola
4 oz milk

Nobody can explain where the "Colorado" part came from, but it might have something to do with the color of the drink.

I think I had a Colorado Motherfucker last night in Denver, but somehow I woke up in Nevada.

Number 9: "Colorado Creeper"

Not the greatest weed, but it creeps and gets the fucking job done.

We hit that Colorado Creeper. Wasn't bad at first...but when I started driving it hit me hard 30 minutes later!!!! FUCK ME!

Number 8: "Colorado Crotch Rocket"

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.

Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!

Number 7: "Coloradoing"

The art of climbing a pine tree until the top breaks off. You hold onto the broken limb and fall with it into deep snow.

Yo man, after we down these beers, you wanna go Coloradoing?

Number 6: "Colorado Lane Change"

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.

While driving home from work, a truck Colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn Californians.)

Continue to keep counting down the most bizarre "Colorado" terms on Urban Dictionary.

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