I Drink, Therefore I Am... (Worst Drunk Ever Contest)

Patrick Osborn, Westword's Drunk of the Week columnist, is leaving, and we want to send him off with a properly toasted toast! So we're collecting the very best drunk stories we can find, and will honor the winner with a hundred-dollar bill he/she can spend at the drinking establishment of his/her choice.

Toast our Drunk of the Week!

Here are the rules:


-- Write down your memories of your Worst Drunk Ever -- No more than 500 words, if possible -- Send your entries to I Drink, Therefore I Am, at drunk@westword.com


-- This contest is open to any individual residing in the United States. -- You must be of legal drinking age (21 and over) -- Only one entry per person -- Address, telephone number, and e-mail address must be included with your entry -- Entries must be in by 06/09/2007 at midnight

Judging Procedures:

June 11 2007 The five finalist entries will be posted on The Latest Word

June 11, 2007-June 18, 2007 The Latest Word readers will vote for their favorite entry

June 27, 2007 Winner announced


-- 1st Prize US $100 -- Submission will be published in a future issue of Westword.

--Crystal Preston-Watson

We use cookies to collect and analyze information on site performance and usage, and to enhance and customize content and advertisements. By clicking 'X' or continuing to use the site, you agree to allow cookies to be placed. To find out more, visit our cookies policy and our privacy policy.


All-access pass to the top stories, events and offers around town.

  • Top Stories


All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >