Don't Slam the Door
Do I hold the record for generating the most indignant and irate replies to a letter?

It is truly gratifying to find that you have such a righteous readership (Letters, May 10 and May 17). You may let them know I am leaving Los Denverles forever and moving back to Redneck, Nebraska.

Also, I thought that Patricia Calhoun's column on Fun City ("For Your Amusement," May 17) said it like it is. It describes very well another reason why I am out of here.

Carroll Newberry

Other Amusing Places
Patricia Calhoun's "For Your Amusement" article on Elitch's dealings with the City of Denver was amusing but not as informative as it could have been. While it is true that the park's policy toward its patrons is greedy and mean-spirited, Ms. Calhoun fails to provide dissatisfied patrons with a realistic alternative.

There is another amusement park that offers its patrons the chance to picnic on the property. From its art-deco ambience to its tree-shaded pavilions, Lakeside has been a Denver institution nearly as long as Elitch's. Its ancient carousel continues its timeless journey amid the tunes of yesteryear. Its genuine steam railroad continues to circumnavigate the lake, the popcorn pops and the cotton candy spins. There is plenty of parking, and it comes included with the price of admission.

Every year, the media jumps like frogs in a dynamite pond when Elitch's proclaims opening day or gets a new ride. Almost all news reported about Lakeside relates to its status as a "private" city.

If Elitch's finds itself in such a strong position that it can afford to treat patrons with contempt and disdain, it did not achieve this status unaided. Ms. Calhoun's failure to direct disappointed Elitch's patrons to a viable alternative is a disservice to the many readers who may be unaware that Elitch's has competition.

Steven Shelton
Wheat Ridge

Yes, Ma'am!
I think you missed the point completely in Michelle Dally Johnston's "Muscle Bitch Party," in the May 10 issue. It's a shame you have no ethical code guiding what you print. While the article seems to serve primarily as a personal attack on Representative Pat Schroeder, as evidenced by the irrelevant and unprofessional remark that she "lifts nothing heavier than Snickers bars," the article ignored some key points and, adding insult to injury, was accompanied by an offensive headline and illustration. I congratulate Westword for being such an excellent mouthpiece for the "anti-women's movement." Personally, I find your irresponsible journalism offensive.

It's a good thing the Citizens Against Government Waste is a nonprofit group, since it seems unable to efficiently prioritize its efforts. On what basis is the upper-body strength study such a hot target for this group? Obviously, it's something other than the money issue. After all, the $140,000 study budget represents a whopping 0.00006 percent of the Department of Defense's and 0.00023 percent of the Army's budget for fiscal year 1995. If differences in upper-body strength limit the types of jobs women can perform as well as their male counterparts, which as a result limits job opportunities, then any effort aimed at giving women the means to overcome this obstacle should be applauded. The military has been a forerunner in our society in promoting occupational equality, and results of test programs, such as the one in question, are often used by agencies outside the Defense Department.

It's unfortunate that you misuse the First Amendment as a license to label military women--or any women--as "bitches." The headline, "Muscle Bitch Party," is a clever double entendre that, at best, shows extremely poor taste, and judging from the illustration that accompanied the article, I don't think the double meaning was unintentional. If a military person had been responsible for allowing such a headline to be published, he or she would be making a sudden career change.

You really outdid yourselves by using such an outrageous illustration with the article. The image of two disproportionately developed military women pumping iron demonstrates your ignorance about military women and women who lift weights. And it's a shame that you so willingly accept the archaic chauvinist attitude that women who choose to pursue traditionally male career fields are excessively "manly" or otherwise unfeminine. It's ironic that the press, an institution that prides itself on exposing injustices, displays such sexist attitudes and promotes negative stereotypes of women.

What I think is most tragic is that you would probably know it's wrong to depict an African-American woman using an "Aunt Jemima" figure or use the image of a grinning Mexican in a sombrero eating a taco to represent members of our Hispanic community. However, you don't realize that your depiction of military women is equally inappropriate. Articles like this one do a good job of telling young women they should find "suitable," "feminine" career fields and not challenge existing barriers to equal-employment opportunities. I thought the media, in its watchdog function, served to challenge the status quo when necessary--not promote outdated discriminatory myths.

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