Top Ten Texts From Last Night Out of the 303, 2016 Edition

It's been a year since we last shared a Texts From Last Night collection from the 303 area code. And since we last checked in, thumbs have been busy. So have a lot of other things, judging by the hilarious weirdness of the messages that follow.. Continue to experience our...
By Michael RobertsMarch 24, 2016
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It’s been a year since we last shared a Texts From Last Night collection from the 303 area code.

And since we last checked in, thumbs have been busy.

So have a lot of other things, judging by the hilarious weirdness of the messages that follow..

Continue to experience our photo-illustrated picks for the ten most memorable recent texts from the 303.

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Number 10: The dangers of begging Number 9:  Did you get the license plate of that alcohol truck?
Number 8: Too hot
 Number 7: Unintended consequences
 Number 6: Man cougar

Continue to keep counting down the top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303, 2016 edition.

Number 5: Vibrating with pleasure
 Number 4: Coming out party
 Number 3: Cat woman
 Number 2: Keep your hands above the table
 Number 1: Those are the breaks

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

michaelrobertscolo@gmail.com

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