Gratuitous randomness: Haters gonna hate

Nobody makes the distinction better than Encyclopedia Dramatica: The Internet is where normal people go to find things out — to get business info or the news. The information superhighway, if you will. The internetz is like the landfill beneath that — a nerd-dominated repository of all things filthy, wonderously…

Damn the man: Top five places to breastfeed in public

When a lactating mom was told to “wrap it up” at a LoveSac store in FlatIron Crossing recently for breastfeeding her kid there (interesting coincidence, and the store itself has nothing to do with breasts, but isn’t “LoveSac” a weird name of a store to get kicked out of for…

Was Pee-wee masturbating? You decide

Coming right off a bizarre yet somehow fitting appearance at Sturgis as his iconic alter-ego Pee-wee Herman, Paul Reubens recently sat down with Playboy and provided definitive evidence toward settling an age-old pop-culture query: Was he, or was he not, basting his own ham in that porno theater on that…

Mormon chat on getting frequently trolled by filthy internet nerds

As they often do, a call went up once again today on the infamous 4chan (before you click that link, note that it is indescribably NSFW) to “troll” Mormon chat. Famous for being the origin of almost every internet prank — they invented Rick-rolling, for example — the anonymous folks…

Street Fashion: Chris Ewing in the Golden Triangle

Some people just stand out. Whether their style is cutting-edge, quirky or just well-executed, they make you want to know: How do they do it? Because we work for you, we’re finding out. Each day, we’ll hit the streets and talk to one person who catches our eye and makes…

Blockbuster may liquidate, and good riddance

Once upon a time, in the epoch of the president they called “Ray-Gon,” there was a concept so new and different it blew the minds of the citizenry: video rental. Say you wanted to watch Black Eagle with Jean Claude Van Damme, but only once or twice, and then probably…

This week’s most ridiculous trailer: The Expendables

In a world… where you can cram 75 action stars into one movie… nobody will see that movie… for any other reason than that it is badass. Honestly, this flick might as well be a series of five-second shots of Sylvester Stallone et al. kicking ass and firing really big…

The Playboy Golf Scramble unites common dude pastimes

Ah, golf: You get outside, away from all the distractions of everyday living, hang out with your buddies, hit a few balls around. Could anything make it better? The answer is yes, and that thing is scantily-clad women. Which is exactly what you’ll get at the 2010 Denver Playboy Golf…

Street Fashion: Brooke Sandoval at the Denver Pavilions

Some people just stand out. Whether their style is cutting-edge, quirky or just well-executed, they make you want to know: How do they do it? Because we work for you, we’re finding out. Each day, we’ll hit the streets and talk to one person who catches our eye and makes…

MAKING ITS MARK

Travis Newton is the kind of guy who likes to kill two birds with one stone. “What we try to do,” says Newton, owner of Denvernightout.com, “is we try to take a venue and some artists and create an event where we can market several different things.” Thus, his latest…

STRIP MAUL

What do you get when you take a bunch of weirdos, musicians, poets and performers, a 350-pound former truck driver and at least one sex addict from a straitlaced Midwest town and leave them to their own devices? Super Happy Funtime Burlesque, apparently. “You know, Grand Rapids is a really…

PAINT THE TOWN ROJO

If you’ve been waiting for the right time to bust out that Ricky Ricardo shirt you picked up at the thrift store, tonight’s the night. The Museo de las Américas is hosting Rojo Celia, a celebration of all things Cuban centering around island salsa legend Celia Cruz. The party —…